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The First Church Of Kek

2016.12.23 05:21 The First Church Of Kek

This subreddit is dedicated to the worship of our ruling memelord, Kek. May Praise Be Unto Him.

2016.07.20 18:07 First Church of Friendbird

The First Church of Friendbird was created July 2, 2014, after the High Priest was contacted by an animal messenger of Friendbird. Over the following years, more revelations have been provided, teaching how Friendbird is responsible for all human religion, as well as strange coincidences and other unlikely and impossible happenings.

2013.05.31 14:08 First Church of gabeology

We worship Gabe Newell as the one true god. One day he will bestow us of the gift of HL3.

2023.03.26 11:57 Old_North8419 How would you survive the Hadean eon?

I know this period in time dates around 4.5 billion years in the past, as the earth was just born. This is the era way before any forms of life like bacteria or other living species, organisms or humans existed in the first place. Let's say as a time traveler you rewinded 4.5 billion years into the time the Earth was just formed, at the time it was very hot and considered inhabitable as the planet is trying to cool down.
Other factors such as:
Does it mean you can literally do anything as there is no law since it's billions of years before any form of governance is even established? Even if we imported our current technology from the present, future or our past history would we still able to sustain the harsh climate?
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2023.03.26 11:57 Suspicious_Pea_9057 Advice please

Bought our first home a while back while with tiny kids. Our lease was up and we were getting booted out of our place. House hunting was a nightmare with the little kids so we definitely rushed the purchase and pretty much signed the contract on the first place we saw and inspected. We bought it hoping to be here a while. But we’re incredibly disappointed with the purchase now and the lustre is wearing off and we’re getting overwhelmed by just how much we need to do to keep this old place decent. Both bathrooms might have water damage and might need to be redone completely, the kitchen is quite dated, the retaining wall and carport need to be redone, and balustrades have to all be done up as they’re not to code, and we could use with a fresh coat of external paint. We purchased at 85% LVR and our expenses (outside of spending on the house!) have gone down since moving.
Should we sell (even at a loss) and rent again, refinance to renovate/ add a floor, or just commit to the cause and stick it out?
I’m pretty overwhelmed right now so apologise for any typos/errors.
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2023.03.26 11:57 Hour-Competition597 Does studying in an All Girl's college set you back?

I study in the best degree college in my city which is an all girls college. I actually wanted to move out of the city, join a co-ed college and lead a fun life. But my plans went into the drain because I made an entire shift in my stream( from BIPC in intermediate to management in bachelor's). By the time I made that decision, most of the colleges in Mumbai and Banglore ( these were the cities I wanted to go to) admissions were done. So my only options were above-average co-ed colleges and the best college that happens to be an all girls one. I happened to choose the latter because I thought I could be in a masters programme in a different city or a country even. My family was ok with anything but they were also slightly pushing the best college as I even got selected for the entrance exam.
Now, most of the people around have boyfriends or are at least meeting new people. I always thought that I would start dating when I am in college. I was an introverted shy kid in the school and the studious one to top it all. I was chubby as well so male attention is not something that I have experienced. Now I am having FOMO looking around. Wherever I see there are couples, kissing holding hands and I feel lonely sometimes. But when I hear about the experiences on this sub I feel I am well of without these worries. I am happy with my choice, I have never felt this comfortable in my skin, I am exploring my interests and have good exposure and good academics so it's great. But there is this heavy sinking feeling that I might not meet anyone and might have to go the AM route and I have bad thoughts sometimes.
I don't know why I made this post,now I think it's a Ranttt! It's the first time I am posting don't mind any mistakes :))
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2023.03.26 11:57 ArtFraga Moonlight Shadow Chords - Guitar Tabs - Mike Oldfield

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2023.03.26 11:57 ccems In desperate need of advice

I am in desperate need for advice.. I don't want anyone to tell me I'm a horrible person because I already know this. Sorry this is long but I need people to give advice knowing all the facts.
When I was 17 I met this guy who was here in the US from Sweden on a foreign exchange work visa. He spent 9 months here and we were inseparable! Spent every moment possible together including me helping with chores on the farm during work hours. I knew I met my forever guy and my parents absolutely adored him too. At the end of the 9 months he had to return home. We talked as much as we could on the phone, wrote letters and stayed in touch. 6 months later he was able to return on another work visa but it was shorter (6 months). We picked right back up. We were on fire! We made plans, we were in love, everything just seemed right. Again after his visa expired he had to return home. At this point, he tried to get a permanent visa but was denied. I tried to get a visa for Sweden but I was denied. We talked about marriage to get around the visa issues but we were both so young and didn't feel ready for that so we decided to remain friends, date other people. Over the next few years after that we had a few week long visits. Each time we would end up picking right back up even though we kept saying we were only friends at this point. We just couldn't help it. Once we would see each other nothing else ever mattered. Eventually the visits got less and less as it's expensive to fly cross country so again we remained friends. Fast forward a few more years and this is where I become what I feel is a horrible person and started making huge mistakes. I meet another guy and we hit it off. He was sweet, we had a lot in common, and wanted alot of the same things so when he proposed I accepted. I accepted knowing I was still in love with someone else. The night before we got married I called a friend in tears because I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to go through with my marriage but I didn't want to hurt this guy either. I was torn. I ended up marrying him. A year into our marriage my first love came for a visit which was mistake number 2. He met my husband, we had fun, for the first time ever we had a platonic visit. Everything went smoothly but I was a wreck after. At this point I cut my first love off, ignored his calls, quit writing, deleted him off Facebook. I needed him out of my life so i could heal, move on and hopefully be happy. 7 years went by and here is mistske number 3. I messaged him. I wanted to see how life was treating him. He has a girfriend. Fantastic!!!! He met her after i cut him off. They are happy. She is amazing. I was hurt but oh so happy for him. I want him happy. Im glad he moved on. We can finally be ok being friends. We facetime, we text, i facetime with his girlfriend. He facetimes with my husband. Life is good. My husband and i decide we are making a trip sweden to see him and his girlfiend come summer. I pretend i am ok but i still love him. Yesterday we are texting and crossed the line. Another mistake. I dont know why but i straigbt up came out and said "you're lucky you dont live closer or i would get in trouble." He responded with "theres nothing wrong with a little bit of flirting." I came back and said "i would do more than flirt depending on my options." He asked if he was the option I was referring to and I said "you have always been my option." At that moment he messaged back and said the most hurtful, soul crushing thing ever. He still loves me. He has never stopped loving me in 20 years. It's not over for him and he will end his relationship.if it means he can have me for good. I called my mom in tears and asked her to not judge me but let me vent. She asked me straight up "if you could have him back would.ypu leave your marriage?" I think she wanted me to say no but i told her my honest truth "i would in a heartbeat if i didnt have kids." I feel horrible. My husband is a great person, he treats me well, he has made me a mother but i cant love him the same. I know if we go to Sweden this summer, we will be over. It will all come out. I will cheat but if i tell my husband i dont want to go see "my best friend of.20 years" he is going to question it. I dont know what to do. I also dont want to stay in a marriage my heart isnt in but i dont want to ruin my childrens lives. I also dont want to keep making mistakes that keep me from being with someone i really love with everything i am. What do i do? . . . . .
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2023.03.26 11:56 CannedSmeat Every single time I decide "I'll just check on it later" , it's ALWAYS the first appearance of whatever cats I'm desperate to have appear for the first time. Always.

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2023.03.26 11:56 Rocka_SaberArt What if Jardon aka the CaptainSparklez harness the power of his Ford GT and becomes a superhero? (Digital art made by me using only MnK and my very first post here on this sub)

What if Jardon aka the CaptainSparklez harness the power of his Ford GT and becomes a superhero? (Digital art made by me using only MnK and my very first post here on this sub) submitted by Rocka_SaberArt to CaptainSparklez [link] [comments]

2023.03.26 11:56 The_Mute_Artist Regarding new Start of Turn rules...

Regarding new Start of Turn rules...
For the optional mulligan rule, do you only get one mulligan like in the Ultimate Cup? Because if not... being able to mulligan multiple times without penalty seems kind of broken?
Also, when do these updated rules come into effect? Is it immediate?
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2023.03.26 11:56 Galaxy3132 ChatGPT completes the Sky Club Crawl

As I arrive at Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson airport, I take a deep breath and remind myself of the challenge ahead. Today, I will be completing the "Sky Club Crawl," a notorious challenge among Delta Air Lines passengers connecting through Atlanta. The goal is to order and consume an alcoholic beverage from all nine Delta Air Lines Sky Club travel lounges in the airport in the least amount of time possible.
I begin my journey at Concourse T, where the first Sky Club is located near Gate T6. I confidently walk up to the bar and order a margarita, making sure to tip the bartender generously. After finishing my drink, I quickly make my way to Concourse A, where two Sky Clubs are located. I head to the first one near Gate A17 and order a gin and tonic, making sure to follow the rules and not cut in any lines.
Next, I head up to the second level of the Sky Club in Concourse A, where I order a vodka martini. I can feel the buzz from the drinks starting to kick in as I make my way to Concourse B. At the Sky Club near Gate B18, I order a whiskey sour and continue on to Concourse C.
At the Sky Club near Gate C37, I order a beer and take a moment to catch my breath. The challenge is becoming more challenging as I progress, but I remain focused and determined to complete it. Next, I head to Concourse D, where two Sky Clubs are located. I start with the one near Gate D12, where I order a mojito.
Moving on to the second Sky Club in Concourse D, near Gate D27, I order a margarita once again. At this point, I am feeling a little lightheaded, but I remind myself to stay focused and not miss my onward flight. I have three more Sky Clubs to visit, and time is running out.
At Concourse E, I order a gin and tonic at the Sky Club near Gate E15. I can feel the finish line approaching as I head to the final Sky Club in Concourse F, near Gate F10. Here, I order a vodka tonic, making sure to tip the bartender generously as I have throughout the challenge.
As I finish my drink, I check the time and see that I have completed the Sky Club Crawl in four hours and twenty minutes. I am relieved and proud of myself for completing the challenge without breaking any rules or missing my onward flight. The challenge was tough, but it was a fun and exhilarating experience. I take one last look at the airport before boarding my next flight, feeling like a true Sky Club Crawl champion.
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2023.03.26 11:56 Flat_Weird_5398 Can a bearded dragon be completely vegetarian?

Just got an adult bearded dragon yesterday. He’s my first and only bearded dragon and I notice he really loves his greens. I’m used to feeding greens to my other reptiles since I have several iguanas and a tortoise but those are all complete herbivores whereas bearded dragons are supposed to be omnivores. Out of curiosity, would a bearded dragon be fine if fed a completely herbivorous diet like an iguana or tortoise? Don’t get me wrong, I have insect feeders for my leopard geckos so I can always supplement him if need be, I was just curious.
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2023.03.26 11:56 Know901 Is Oz (1997) the first tv show that used "F-word"?

Is Oz (1997) the first tv show that used "F-word"?
Oz is an American prison drama television series set at a fictional men's prison created and principally written by Tom Fontana.[1][2] It was the first one-hour dramatic television series to be produced by the premium cable network HBO.[3] Oz premiered on July 12, 1997, and ran for six seasons. The series finale aired on February 23, 2003."Oz" is the nickname for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, formerly Oswald State Penitentiary, a fictional level 4 maximum-security state prison in New York.The nickname "Oz" is also a reference to the classic film The Wizard of Oz (1939), which popularized the phrase, "There's no place like home." In contrast, a poster for the series uses the tagline: "It's no place like home".[4] Moreover, most of the series' story arcs are set in "Emerald City", a wing named after a setting from the fictional Land of Oz in L. Frank Baum's Oz books, first described in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1900).
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2023.03.26 11:56 ChickenKoko00 Rifts do not appear. Bug?

Hi, I ran into this issue in my last 2 campaigns (The Realm Of Chaos). I finished Kislev and Cathay campaigns just fine few months ago. Now I came back to the game and wanted to try again with deamons. First I played as Kugath and somwhere around 30 turns in the notification that ursun will roar appeared. But that never happened, I played on and on and the rifts never opened. Around 100 turns in I gave up after realizing I will have to do almost world conquest to win domination victory. I started new campaign as Daniel and the same shit happened, around turn 30 notification appeared but Ursun never roared.
Anybody else having the same issue?
P.S. I use some mods, but they are only UI or graphical so I don´t think the issue is with them.
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2023.03.26 11:55 itsjenelles I know I should be happy to have a boyfriend who respects me but... I miss sending nudes

He's the first good guy I dated so hindi ko alam kung naninibago lang ako that he doesn't ask for nudes. Sanay kase ako na my exes and guys I flirt with before ask for my nudes. I love sending nudes because I feel very sexy when I see my pics and I feel powerful when men compliment me.
I've asked him before why he doesn't ask for nudes and he said hindi nya trip ang sexy photos and videos and it's for my safety din para walang pwedeng maleak na sensitive pics ko. I think we have a healthy sex life naman, we do it a few times a month because we only meet during weekends.
Namimiss ko lang yung feeling na I can share a pic of myself that makes me feel hot to someone who will like it and appreciate it. Hindi naman ako kulang sa compliments from bf and he always says I'm beautiful and hot whenever we're together, pero iba yung effect sakin ng compliments on my nudes.
Iniisip ko tuloy kung ito na ba yung girls like bad boys over good boys, or kung sanay akong sinesexualize and objectify ng mga dati ko kaya hinahanap ko like some form of internalized abuse or if valid naman ang nararamdaman ko.
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2023.03.26 11:55 Repulsive_Impress840 best friend trying to date my crush

This guy and I have been friends since almost an year. We both are classmates in university. We both met a girl almost at the same time. I developed my feelings for her. The guy is one of my bestfriends. Despite knowing my feelings about her, he constantly flirts with her and keeps on telling it to me about what things they talk about. He also once texted me in a casual joking way that "you almost have no chance with the girl, so now I can approach her". He flirts with her behind my back and in front of me and almost always tries to make fun of me in front of her. When i told him that it bothers me that he talks to her on a daily basis, he told me that "she's been my friend before you, and I won't stop talking to her no matter what".
I'm really really fed up with his behaviour. This is not the first time he has tried to show me down in front of others. In fact, because of what he did, many people have stopped talking to me because ultimately he is a very selfish person who knows how to pass the blame.
Though he has been a very good mate of mine and we've been together through good times as well, he's done just too much damage to my reputation and my feelings. And I've really toned down my conversations with him. I'm also trying to move on from my crush.
I'm going to cut this guy off once my university is over in 2 months, till then I'll only be talking to him on formal terms.
P.s. - i had already confessed my feelings to my crush but she didn't seem to be interested. But that really doesn't mean that if a guy calls me his bestfriend, he tries to hit on someone i love
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2023.03.26 11:55 autotldr U.S. surveillance jet makes first mission up to northern Finland

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 75%. (I'm a bot)
The plane, which took off from Mildenhall Air Base north of London, first flew over the Baltic States before entering Finnish airspace east of Helsinki.
The northernmost part of the flight crossed over Rovaniemi airport, home to Lapland Air Command which is in charge of Finland's air defense and surveillance in the north.
Military expert Per Erik Solli with the Norwegian Institute of Foreign Affairs' research group on security and defense says the flight was significant as NATO "Now can use the airspace over mid- and northern Finland to collect information about the Kola-base complex area."
The aircraft are frequent visitors to airspace over the Black Sea, in the Baltics around Kaliningrad, and up north, over the Barents Sea.
Simultaneously as the U.S. surveillance jet made its first flight over Lapland south of the Kola Peninsula on Thursday, Finland's NATO membership took a significant step forward with the Turkish parliament's foreign affairs committee unanimously approving the Nordic country's accession to the alliance.
For NATO, having Finland now opening its airspace for so-called ISR missions provides for a better understanding of possible changes in Russia's military posture in the north.
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2023.03.26 11:55 ArtFraga Apache Chords - Guitar Tabs - The Shadows

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2023.03.26 11:55 ClassicGlad36 Can't tolerate alcohol on long streaks

Hello Retainers,
This would be my first 10 month long streak and I've witnessed a surge in intolerance for alcohol. My capacity has basically become a third of what it used to be in my release days. Now it just gives me a blimey headache once I go beyond the limit.
Any similar experiences ?
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2023.03.26 11:54 CryptographerFit1546 I’m touch starved but people touching me makes me mad?

Honestly i’m not sure where to post this i don’t use reddit often, but i came to ask about the title. I’d normally consider my love language to be touch, i used to be very touchy and would hug people to show affection due to not being great at wording my emotions. However, after my first (and only) relationship i’ve found that almost a year and a half later I hate being touched. I crave it so much i feel like i’m pushing it away. Any time a hug lingers one second too long or one of my friends asks to cuddle with me in bed, it’s like my mind is screaming for them to get off of me. I don’t understand? I like being held, in fact I prefer to, but recently its like I can’t handle anyone touching me at all even though i crave it so badly. Does anyone have an explanation for this???
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2023.03.26 11:54 Monkey_D-Thanos Who can resist that ass

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2023.03.26 11:54 maccadonn Best suburb to stay in Melbourne?

People of Melbourne! I am coming to melb in a couple of months for my first time, looking for recommendations on the best suburb/ area to stay that is cool and hip with good night life, bands, pubs ect! Thanks in advance.
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2023.03.26 11:54 Water_is_orange 26m budget after some sales and cuts of wages Could do with a starter lm as currently a loanee, competition for locko at lb and maybe a CAM. Will do business with clubs Patrick Viera played under or managed (pictures attached) if it makes sense as it’s only first season appreciate any suggestions

26m budget after some sales and cuts of wages Could do with a starter lm as currently a loanee, competition for locko at lb and maybe a CAM. Will do business with clubs Patrick Viera played under or managed (pictures attached) if it makes sense as it’s only first season appreciate any suggestions submitted by Water_is_orange to FifaCareers [link] [comments]

2023.03.26 11:54 Pandasaurus_Black The difference between SS and OS according to my DH

When I jumped into a blended, I really believed in the idea of a happy family like in the movies, that the least of my problems would be some kind of misunderstanding with my SS, we would hug, talk and move forward...... Silly me.
But well, we have been together 7 years, I met SS when he was 4 and I moved in when he was 5. When I got pregnant it was my first child when SS was 7 and everything go bad, it was the period when I started to be so resentful and the hormones didn't helped. The point is, when OS born, it looked or it felt that DH was more worried about SS than OS, I understand, my DH comes from separate parents and he feels guilty and overprotective to SS bc somehow he projects himself in his son. I have been trying to understand it but sometimes it too much and I just resent to brought a baby with a guy who's put him in second place all the time.
He never tried to bond when he was small, he is caring and I know he loves our son, but it's always SS in his head, and again, I'm not saying that's wrong, it's his son, of course he has to think about him and his needs, but i would love that he does the same to his other kid, OS. All the time is " I will do this with SS, I will take him here and there, I will buy this" and the list continues, fine! But do it to your other son too. I get that is easier to go out with a 10yo than a 3yo but.... He is your son too. I have been super worry that at some point OS will notice this and I know he will feel bad. DH says, bc yes, I have talked to Jim about this, but his excuse is that OS has me and he knows I would do anything for him, but SS has rocky relationship with his mom so, in my DH head, SS just have DH.
This situation have created that SS11 and OS3 has an "ok" situation, they kinda like each other but there's no like a brotherhood there, I know the gap is big also. But yesterday my heart broke a little, Dh was playing with SS, OS was interested to participate, they say "no", bc it's a SS's toy and OS felt really angry and sad, he was crying a lot, and instead that DH comfort him and explain to him why he couldn't play with them, he just left him there, crying and continue playing with his son. I was really angry and I went to hold him and comfort him, and he was with his eyes full of tears watching how much fun they had and he was holding me tight, When my DH come to see him after a while OS was pissed at him. I feel really bad, bc I know this situation have been like this always but OS was too small that he didn't care... But now he does and it breaks my heart that his dad is breaking his heart.... Sorry I just needed to take this out of my system.
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