I’m editing a doc on my phone, and everything I type is overlapping. Some of it was overlapping already when I opened the doc, so I assumed it was just a weird formatting thing that wasn’t translating to my phone. However, went sent as a pdf, it’s sent exactly as it looks. What’s going on, and how do I fix it?

This is a throwaway because my mom knows my main reddit account I had been planning and dying to go to a museum which has a bunch of things like old cars, old tractors, old train which you can ride on, and a flea market with a bunch of cool things to buy and a restaurant with great food. I had been planning for a while now, and my mom agreed to take me tomorrow (September 11 2022) but my school (specifically the website we use which is canvas) fucked up We had a test in class, and as we had nothing else planned for the day, the teacher said once everyone was done he would tell us so we could talk until the bell range. I finished the test a little earlier and once everyone else was done I struck up a conversation with some of my peers. The bell range and I went home Well fast forward to today, my mom gets a notification from canvas that this test was missing, for context a bunch of teachers at my school have been having problems with canvas lately. I tried telling her that I turned it in and that the teacher had also said that but she refused to listen, she wouldn’t even email the teacher to confirm that it was turned in because she didn’t want to be corrected After this argument I was just mentally exhausted as my mom won’t let herself lose an argument. So I went to my room and didn’t say anything to her untIl dinner when she then said we’re not going to the museum because I had done “no work around the house for the past week” like she expects me to skip school for simple chores. I had been planning on going for around 2 months all for her to cancel it over some stupid fucking bullshit. So thanks canvas, thanks for ruining what was supposed to be a fun day for me and some friends and fuck you mom for being a hypocritical bitch towards me my entire life

courses on canvas are not available until at least august 29th at 12:01 am unless your instructor makes them available earlier.
if your instructor forgets to publish their course, it may still remain unavailable on monday until they remember.
just chill out. it will be okay. there is nothing due at 2 am on monday.
please do not call or email departments or helpdesks at unt asking where your courses are. we are incredibly overloaded. (and no, we cannot answer your financial aid questions just because you can’t reach financial aid.)

I totally forgot to post this on Monday and then forgot that I hadn't done it. YIKES!! And now it's almost time to do another one, lol. Anyway, please post stuff I missed in the comments and/or share the things you went to and liked (or didn't.)

Multi-day & Weekend Events

April 12-13 Vendor Fair-Black Wall Street at Mountain View College
April 14-16 DSO: Dvořák’s New World Symphony at Meyerson Symphony Center
April 14-16 Nick Thune at Addison Improv
April 14-16 Paul Rodriguez at Arlington Improv
April 14-16 Maya: The Illusions we Live by Indique Dance Company at Wyly Studio Theatre
April 15-16 Mitch Fatel at Dallas Comedy Club
April 15-16 April Macie at Hyena’s Dallas
April 15-16 Seeds 2022 at Arts Mission Oak Cliff
April 15-16 That Golden Girls Show! A Puppet Parody at Coppell Arts Center
April 15-17 Easter Weekend at the Dallas Arboretum
April 15-17 Shen Yun at Winspear Opera House
April 15-17 Third Monday Trade Days at Southfork Ranch
March 16-April 16 Athletes Unlimited Indoor Pro Women’s Volleyball at Fair Park
April 9 - May 30 41st Annual Scarborough Renaissance Festival (Opening Weekend)

Local Exhibits

Easter Bunny Photos at Galleria Dallas Ends April 16
CARNE Y ARENA at Fair Park Ends April 18
Art 214 at Oak Cliff Arts Center, Latino Cultural Center and 3 more venues Ends April 23
"Towers of Tomorrow with LEGO® Bricks" at The Perot Museum Ends April 24
Legacy of Leadership, Devotion to Dallas at Galleria Dallas Ends April 28
¡Printing the Revolution! at Amon Carter Museum Ends May 8
Humor & High Design: Hats From Tfc & Milliners Guild at NorthPark Center Ends May 15
Art214 at South Dallas Cultural Center Ends May 28
*Immersive Frida Kahlo at Lighthouse Artspace Ends May 29
Courage And Compassion, The Japanese American World War II Experience at Dallas Holocaust and Human Rights Museum Ends June 12
Focus: Jamal Cyrus at The Modern, Fort Worth Ends June 26
Guadalupe Rosales: Drifting on a Memory at Dallas Museum of Art Ends July 10
Envisioning Habitat: An Altered Reality + Sea What I Think at PDNB Gallery Ends July 22
JooYoung Choi: Songs of Resilience From the Tapestry of Faith at Crow Museum Ends May 4
Dino Safari at the Dallas Zoo Ends September 5
Yanga: Journeys To Freedom opens April 9 at the African American Museum Ends Oct
Liberty & Laughter: The Lighter Side of the White House at Bush Presidential Center Ends Dec
Dallas Historical Society Texas Liberty Forever! Diorama at Hall of State, Fair Park Ends Dec
*added this week

Local Theatre

Jesus Christ Superstar Fair Park Music Hall Ends April 16
*Sister Act Theatre Arlington Ends April 16
Uptown Players Harvey Fierstein’s Torch Song Kalita Humphreys Theater Ends April 17
The Sound of Music Dallas Theater Center Wyly Theatre Ends April 24
*Anything Goes Firehouse Theatre Ends April 24
Stede Bonnet: A F*cking Pirate Musical Theatre Three April 7-May 21
*Dry Powder by Second Thought Theatre Bryant Hall at Kalita Humphreys April 13-30
*Bars and Measures Bishop Arts Theatre Center April 14-30
*South Pacific The Arts Center Theatre, Plano Ends May 1
*added this week

Daily Things to Do

Monday, April 11
Texas Rangers Home Opener vs. Colorado Rockies at Globe Life Field
National Ranch Water Day in the Park at Klyde Warren Park
Monday Bootcamp x Brews at Four Corners Brewery
Daniel Sosa (En Español) at Addison Improv
Apocalyptica - Cell-0 Tour at House of Blues
Movie Monday Film Discussion: Who Will Write Our History (Virtual from Holocaust Museum)
Lights: Baby I’m Back Tour at Granada Theater
Beast in Black at Amplified Live
Keyboard Conversations® with Jeffrey Siegel at Eisemann Center
How to Pay for College Without Going Broke at Mansfield High School
Tuesday, April 12
National Grilled Cheese Day
Texas Rangers vs. Colorado Rockies at Globe Life Field
Dallas Stars vs. Tampa Bay Lightning at American Airlines Center
Brown Bag Lecture Series: History of Dallas' Little Mexico at Hall of State, Fair Park
Maya Angelou Paint Nite at Wild Detectives
Salmon Four Ways at Central Market Cooking School Dallas Lovers Lane
Dallas Open Coffee by Capital Factory at Recess Coffee in the lobby at Pegasus Park
Chelsea vs. Real Madrid (Champions League) Watch Party at Harwood Arms
Bingo Night at Westlake Brewing Company
Customer Appreciation Party at Carlisle Etcetera Boutique
Meditation Tuesdays at Haus of Saj
Super Sessions: Tuesday Jazz Jam at Jazz BeCuzz
Songwriters Anonymous at Love & War in Texas, Plano
Wednesday, April 13
Journey with special guest Toto at American Airlines Center
Bruce Wood Dance Presents Slip Zone Suite at Horchow Auditorium, Dallas Museum of Art
Christian Fennesz Backyard Show at Wild Detectives
Quentin Moore at CANVAS Hotel Dallas
OhGeesy at Trees
Lil Durk at The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, Irving
WILLIS w/ Parrotfish at Dada
Make Your Own Sushi Class at Vector Brewing
Class in Session: Candle Making Class at Saint Ann Restaurant & Bar
Spicy Margarita 101 with Socorro Tequila at Leather Apron, East Quarter
THE ARTIST EXPEDITION: In person + virtual at The Spot DTX
The Magic of Eric Eaton – Magic for Adults at Plano House of Comedy
Thursday, April 14
Dallas Stars vs. Minnesota Wild at American Airlines Center
Texas Rangers vs. Los Angeles Angels at Globe Life Field
Trevor Wallace at The Majestic
Tommy Castro & The Painkillers and Marcia Ball at The Kessler
Grand Concert-A Brand New Day at Montgomery Arts Theater, Booker T. Washington School
PNC Patio Sessions - Helio Portales at Sammons Park (Dallas Arts District)
Pedro the Lion at Granada Theater
Coppertones at The Rustic
LIT LORDS at Stereo Live
Shouse at It'll Do Club
Dallas Live: A Spring Music Series at Texas Spice at Omni Dallas
Lynn Seaton and Steve Barnes at Kawai Piano Gallery, Plano
Friday, April 15
Texas Rangers vs. Los Angeles Angels at Globe Life Field
‘til Midnight at the Nasher at Nasher Sculpture Center
Fellowship Church Good Friday in the Park at Klyde Warren Park
Vanilla Ice in concert with Young MC at The Statler Ballroom
Wolf Alice: North America 2022 Tour at The Echo Lounge and Music Hall
ELEPHANTE w/ Hoang & Sebai "Heavy Glow Tour" at Stereo Live
ANNA at It'll Do Club
Jesse Cook at The Majestic
Video Art Night at Pegasus Plaza
Ryan Glenn at Jaxon Beer Garden
Dragonforce with Visions of Atlantis, Firewind, and Seven Spires at Amplified Live
Tyla Taylor Acoustic Duo at Taverna, Plano
Elton John Tribute: The Elton Johns at Legacy Hall
Le Freak at Texas Lottery Plaza, Toyota Music Factory, Irving
Garland Symphony Orchestra Mozart con Amore at Granville Arts Center, Garland
Saturday, April 16
Dallas Stars vs. San Jose Sharks at American Airlines Center
Texas Rangers vs. Los Angeles Angels at Globe Life Field
Dallas Jackals vs. Austin Gilgronis (Rugby) at Choctaw Stadium, Arlington
Selena’s 51st Birthday Celebration at Jaxon Beer Garden
Cambodian New Year 2022 Celebration at The Cambodian Buddhist Temple of Dallas
6-Pack Trail Bike Cruise & Craft Beer Tour at starting at Steam Theory Brewing Company
Easter Bacon Hunt & Easter Bunny Pics at Main Street Garden
Lake Highlands’ Largest Egg Hunt at Lake Highlands Junior High
Flea Harvey’s Rock and Roll Flea Market at Lee Harvey’s
The Boho Market at Community Beer Co.
Questlove's Hip-Hop Brunch w/ Dallas Symphony Orchestra at The Factory in Deep Ellum
Andrew Santino at The Majestic
1999: The Legacy of Prince at Trees
Ericdoa Things With Wings Tour at The Loft/Gilley’s Dallas
Movies in the Park: Purple Rain at Samuell-Grand Amphitheater
D'JAM Open House & Free Concert at Moody Performance Hall
Underground Movement Festival at McCall Plaza, Plano
Easter Egg Hound Hunt at Oak Point Park and Nature Preserve
Scott Tixier And The Young Jedis of UNT at Steve’s Wine Bar, Denton
FuelFest at Texas Motor Speedway, Fort Worth
Sunday, April 17
Easter Sunday
Texas Rangers vs. Los Angeles Angels at Globe Life Field
Dallas Easter Eggstravaganza at Lofty Spaces
Adult Easter Egg Hunt at ArtPark at Trinity Groves
Rosebud-A Jerry Garcia Tribute at Lee Harvey’s
Bayern vs. Bielefeld at Harwood Arms
Prima-Donna Drag Brunch at Primo’s MX Uptown
Shelby Ballenger at The Rustic
Popovich Comedy Pet Theater at Courtyard Theater, Plano

Other Lists of Things to Do:

Plan Your Week from Dallas Voice, The Premier Media Source for LGBT Texas
Do214 Top Picks
Culture Map Dallas Calendar
This Week’s Beer Events from BeerInBigD.com
Dallas News Events (This page is not paywalled.)

EDIT: Extra notes on Druid suggestion EDIT 2: Formatting.
Hello! Ranger main here that enjoys all kinds of PvE and PvP content. I was a bit disappointed with Untamed, from a performance aspect and also especially from a design aspect. As time went on a lot of ideas came to mind. Some from content creators like KROOF and Mukluk and others just from the class itself, so I figured I'd just share them with you guys and hear your opinions! Hopefully, an ArenaNet employee will see this post too and they might get some ideas as well. x)
Firstly, let’s look at what the other elite specs offer for Ranger and what Ranger itself offers:
- Core: Obviously. Something we all start with, a spec that introduces us to baseline Ranger. What baseline ranger brings is more or less a canvas for what the other specs paint on and add to. Core Ranger largely introduces us to the pet mechanic, the main mechanic for any design in terms of Ranger that sadly barely gets played with… until Untamed.
- Druid: One of the most desired support specs in raids, but nowhere else. Brings decent utility and insanely strong buffs in spirits. Thankfully Druid is still a decent duelist/ roamer in WvW and PvP, but the support identity of the Druid is present nowhere else. Furthermore, its ability to duel and roam in WvW and PvP is largely thanks to Core ranger weapons, traits and synergies. Druid feels like a class that definitely builds on what Core Ranger brings, it uses it well, but it doesn’t bring the identity of a support in all facets of play which is quite unfortunate.\something that would benefit support druid in other facets would be making Command skills work as Shout skills, so that it would work with Rune of the Troope Soldier in PvP and WvW, something that Mukluk has often asked for and that I personally agree with**
- Soulbeast: A class that right now, has quite a lot of depth and is personally my favourite. This spec lets us merge with our pets to grant ourselves new abilities, synergies, effects and what-more, but a powerful dedicated damage spec with a lot of variety in all gamemodes. Has seemingly endless PvE weapon variety and application, is very solid in PvP and WvW as both roamer, zerg dps*to my knowledge, OWP when shared, will attribute all of its damage to the Soulbeast and uses its stats, I feel this was unnecessary, it took away depth in an elite skill and it buffed a class that was already in a fine spot with application to any boss/ encounter, it didn’t need it, please revert*
- Untamed: The current newest elite spec for ranger and the main topic for me on this post. In its current state, Untamed has a genuinely very fun mechanic that can be explored and developed in a way that I feel will make a really fun spin on the idea of Ranger aggression in Guild Wars 2. What does Untamed offer or build on for the Ranger? Well mechanics wise it’s the only spec to have genuine pet play as it’s main focus… however… this ultimately isn’t fully flushed out it seems. Untamed doesn’t fit any niches for Ranger outside of big cleave and even then it’s nothing special when compared to Soulbeast. It offers nothing unique for PvE end-game content either and it doesn’t compare to other team fighters and zerg classes in terms of PvP and WvW. It doesn’t compare to SLB in the zerg meta, by no means as your pet which contains half of your mechanic is way too easy to kill and furthermore, SLB already covers frontline damage dealing pretty well. Untamed is a decent WvW roamer and PvP duelist, but that I find is due to Core Ranger being so good in both those regards.
Untamed mechanics, skills and suggested changes:
The Untamed gets a plethora of additions, a lot of them great on paper, but some not too well executed. What we were promised was a pet focused spec that is able to deal massive damage, big cleave, big CC and big tank energy. Here on in I will gradually introduce the mechanics and share my suggestions as well.
The pet:
The Untamed gets access to all of the pets skills and thanks to the unleash mechanic, we are able to change their pet skills. Unfortunately, from a design aspect this is kind of shallow. Our pet choice appears to have quite little impact outside of small scale duels in WvW and PvP. All good and well, but seeing the direction ArenaNet wanted to take this, using the pet archetype to develop these unleashed skills is probably of great benefit. I credit KROOF for this idea, she suggested the F3 skill to be changed based on pet archetype, however I made some changes and additions myself. It would ALSO be nice to put Pet Attack and Pet Retreat on F1 and F3 as they initially were, keeping the consistency for all Ranger and Mechanist players alike. x)
Anyway, here are my suggestions for the pet Unleashed skills:
Starting with Venomous Outburst: Ferocious Pets and Deadly Pet - Venomous Outburst remains as it is; Stout, Versatile and Supportive Pets - Venomous Outburst also have ally targeting, but it does less damage.
Moving on to the second skill, Rending Vines:
Ferocious Pets - Your pet strikes nearby enemies with vines, removing boons. For each removed boon your pet life leeches for x per boon; Deadly Pets - Your pet strikes nearby enemies with vines, corrupting boons. For each corrupted boon apply 1 stack of poison; Versatile Pets - Your pet strikes nearby enemies with vines, removing boons. For each removed boon your pet grants itself and you 1 second of quickness; Stout Pets - Your pet strikes nearby enemies with vines, removing boons. For each removed boon your pet applies 2 seconds of protection on itself and you; Support Pets - Your pet strikes nearby enemies with vines, removing boons. For each removed boon, your pet heals itself and you for x.
Finally, the third unleashed skill:
- Ferocious pets get Unleashed Rage: “Your unleashed pet swipes with its claws (x4 times) doing damage and applying vulnerability. This skill does more damage for each stack of vulnerability. If the target is disabled or has a movement impairing condition, the pet will do an additional strike.”; - Deadly pets get Acid Bomb: “Your unleashed pet hurls a poisonous bomb in a targeted area that after a short delay (between 2 and 3 seconds) explodes and deals damage, applying 4 stacks of poison.. If the target has movement impairing condition or is disabled, extend the duration of all movement impairing conditions by 1 second and apply an additional 4 stacks of poison.”; - Stout pets get Enveloping Haze: “Your unleashed pet roars casting a large dome around itself, dealing light damage blocking projectiles and applying protection and resolution to itself and allies and applying weakness to enemies. If the target enemy being struck has a movement impairing condition or is disabled, the pet applies chill and slowness.”; - Versatile pets get Empowering Savagery: “Your unleashed pet begins to deal damage in an area around it and pulses boons to itself and the Untamed. If the pet is still unleashed it will grant quickness, if the pet is not unleashed the pet will grant vigour.”; - Supportive pets get Aspiring Savagery: “Your unleashed pet grants boons to itself and allies around it. Grants might and fury when your pet is still unleashed and grants stability and resistance when your pet isn’t unleashed.”
Cantrips:
I’m more or less happy with the cantrips as they are, I would like to suggest one thing, later on I will mention Ambush (which I will later suggest to be renamed to Unleashed Savagery) skills, but essentially, Untamed has no secondary access to ambush skills, unlike Mirage, who does. I would like to introduce some ideas to the Cantrips.
Perilous Gift - Remains the same; Exploding Spores - If you knock down your foe, you are granted the ability to use your Unleashed Savagery skill again; Mutate Condition - Remains the same; Unnatural Traversal - Remains the same, could potentially allow you to teleport to your pet; Nature’s Binding - If a foe gets knocked down by the bindings once, you are granted the ability to use your Unleashed Savagery skill. Subsequent knockdowns do not grant you Unleashed Savagery; Forest Fortification - This one I’m more indifferent on, but it’d be nice if it pulsed boons to you instead of giving them all outright and it made your pet unkillable for the duration. I feel this would make sense for the WvW Zerg Untamed.
Weapons:
Untamed gains access to hammer and it’s currently the only weapon that has an unleashed variant of its weapon skills. In the first beta this was an issue because no other weapon got to play with the unleash mechanic. In the second beta, we got Ambush skills, which, for the record, I feel calling them Unleashed Savagery would make more sense. Ambush skills sound fitting for evasive classes, as opposed to Untamed who is literally an in your face bruiser.
With that, no other weapon has any unleashed skills other than the current Ambushes (which I will refrain from calling them Ambushes here on in). I believe that A.net can/ should consider adding in:- 1 unleashed skill per main hand/ offhand;- 1 per aquatic weapon;- 2 unleashed skills per two handed weapon, with the only exception being Hammer as it’s the spec related weapon.
So far I love the design of Savagery skills as they’re designed, but I will add notes to them when I reach their respective weapons on small adjustments.
Anyway, let’s begin!
Savagery: Hammer Savagery skill - Increase damage a tiny bit, auto attacks do more total DPS it seems.
Main hand Unleashed:
Axe - Unleashed Winter’s Bite (Ax3) - Throw an axe that explodes from the primal energy it possesses, applying 6 stacks of Bleeding. If the target is chilled, apply 3 more stacks of bleeding and do more strike damage; Sword - Unleashed Hornet Sting (Sw3) - Stab your foe, dealing damage. If this ability hits a movement impaired foe, shoot primal energy through them, dealing bonus damage to the main target and that bonus damage carried over beyond the first foe;
Offhand Unleashed:
Axe - Unleashed Path of Scars (Ax4) - Throw your axe in a line dealing heavy damage to the first target hit. If it crits or hits a disabled target, unleashed primal energy to deal chain damage to the main target and 2 more enemy targets; Torch - Unleashed Throw Torch (T4) - Throw your torch, applying 1 burning stack. If you or your foe are within the radius of Bonfire (T5), then the Torch will explode, dealing extra damage and applying 3 additional stacks of Burning. Warhorn - Unleashed Call of the Wild - Channel the song of Nature’s Vengeance, dealing damage in an AoE around you, once the channel finishes, grant a boon to yourself and your pet (Quickness if you are unleashed, stability if your pet is unleashed); Dagger - Unleashed Stalker Strike (Dg4) - Stab your foe, applying 5 stacks of poison. If your foe is movement impaired, apply an additional 3 stacks of poison.
Two Handed Unleashed:
Greatsword - Unleashed Swoop (Gs3) - Do a short dash forward dealing damage. Deal more damage the more endurance you have. Your next two attacks deal bonus damage at a cost of your endurance; Greatsword - Unleashed Counterattack (Gs4) - Block incoming attacks, if you successfully block an attack, regain your Unleashed Savagery skill;
Longbow - Unleashed Hunters Shot (LB3) - Fire an arrow that plants a spore where it lands, dealing damage. After three seconds, the spore explodes, dealing damage and reducing the recharge of all longbow skills by 2 seconds for each target struck; Longbow - Unleashed Point Blank Shot (LB4) - Fire a piercing arrow that damages all enemies in a line. The more enemies you strike the more damage it deals;
Shortbow - Unleashed Quick Shot (SB3) - Fire an arrow with high velocity and longer range, revealing your target and marking them for 5 seconds. If your pet hits the marked target, they apply 1 poison per instance of strike damage, with an internal cooldown of a 1/2 second; Shortbow - Unleashed Sickening Shot (SB4) - Fire an arrow that applies 3 stacks of poison (5 if flanking). Buff your pets next three attacks to apply 2 stacks of torment each;
Aquatic Weapons:
Spear - Unleashed Counterstrike (Sp4) - Block an attack. If you block an attack, regain your Unleashed Savagery skill and gain a charge of Man O’ War; Harpoon gun - Unleashed Ink Blast (Hg5) - Fire a mist of poisonous octopus ink, dealing constant damage in an area, poisoning and blinding foes. Foes in the mist take more damage from the mist and from your pets attacks.
Traits:
My favourite part, a lot of the traits are pretty interesting, but they have no uniqueness to them. There’s no trait, except for one, that screams “Untamed, the Unleashed Vengeance of Nature” or whatever you want to call it. But we’ll get to it. Let’s begin!
Minor Adept - Unleashed Power - Gain access to Cantrips and Unleash. While your pet is unleashed, its skills are replaced with larger area-of-effect skills. While you are unleashed, trade in utility and control from your weapon skills for more damage. Once per interval (10s), Unleashed Savagery skills become available for a short period of time (4s) after you unleash.
Major Adept - Enhancing Blows - Disabling a foe grants you boons and applies conditions on your foe based on your current state.
Ranger Unleashed: Quickness and 5 Vulnerability; Pet Unleashed: Stability and weakness.
Major Adept - Nature’s Enhancement - Cantrips now grant barrier. Offensive cantrips can now absorb enemy barrier. (ICD of absorption, 20 seconds, absorbs up to 1250 barrier)
Major Adept - Blinding Outburst - Venomous outburst now deals more damage and additionally applies blindness. Unleashed Savagery skills deal more damage.
Minor Master - Natural Fortitude - You and your pet gain bonus vitality. Convert a portion of that vitality into bonus stats depending on your current active pet. This works for your pet as well. Ferocious - 20% of Vitality converted 50/50 for Precision and Ferocity; Deadly - 20% of Vitality converted 50/50 between Condition Damage and Expertise; Versatile - 20% of Vitality converted 50/50 between Power and Concentration; Supportive - 20% of Vitality converted 50/50 between Healing Power and Concentration; Stout - 20% of Vitality converted 50/50 between Toughness and Expertise).
Major Master - Bounty Unleashed - Your pet gains 2% more damage per boon. Give a copy of your boons to your pet when you Unleash your pet. (ICD and boon durations, 10 seconds each respectively)
Major Master - Cleansing Unleashed - Cleanse 2 conditions when you or your pet unleash.
Major Master - Corrupting Vines - Rending Vines corrupts boons into conditions instead of removing them. Unleashed Savagery skills now strip 2 boons. Gain +150 Expertise.\note, Deadly pets will apply 2 stacks of poison per corrupted boon instead of 1**
Minor Grandmaster - Vow of the Untamed - When Unleashed, deal 25% more damage and receive 15% more damage. When not Unleashed, receive 15% less damage. If you or your pet disable a foe reduces the cooldowns of all equipped skills by 4 seconds.
Major Grandmaster - Ferocious Symbiosis - Hammer skills gain increased radius. Breaking a defiance bar or defeating enemies gives you a temporary power buff depending on your defiance bar damage or amount of enemies defeated, up to a total cap of 300. These do not stack. Dealing damage to the same target, you and your pet gain a buff that increases your damage by 3% up to a maximum of 5 stacks. Your aggressive pets gain your offensive stats.
Ferocious - Gain 100% of your Power, Precision and Ferocity; Deadly - Gain 100% of your Condition Damage and Expertise.
Major Grandmaster - Restorative Strikes - You and your pet heal for a % of your strike damage. The Unleashed gains 6% of strike damage as healing, while the other only retains 3% of strike damage as healing. Your Unleashed Savagery skills life leech, which is reduced for each target struck beyond the first. You and your defensive pets gain each other's stats.
Stout - You and your pet share with each other 50% of each others Vitality and Toughness; Supportive - You and your pet share with each other 50% of each other's Vitality and Healing power.
Major Grandmaster - Empowering Wild - Quickness or stability you grant to yourself or to your pet is granted to targets around you or your pet (depending on who is receiving the boon) for half the duration. Your versatile pets gain your utility stats.
Versatile - Gain 100% of your Concentration and Expertise
An alternative trait if having Untamed be a quickness provider isn't something you want to see.
Major Grandmaster - Empowering Wild - Using disables on a foe lets you siphon their barrier. Apply movement impairing conditions when siphoning barrier. Your versatile pets gain a small portion of all of your stats.
Versatile - Gain 33% from each of your stats.
In particular, before I end this here I would like to highlight two things in the trait lines. I added expertise simply because Untamed seems to also have a lot of mobility impairing conditions, among other debilitating ones, so it seemed fitting to grant this to the *boon corruption trait*. It also gives some love to my fellow Condi Untamed enjoyers, otherwise known as cUnt. Secondly, Fervent Force is moved into Vow of the Untamed. I think this needs no explanation, this trait, to me, is the heart and soul of this spec. Not having it be permanently available would be criminal.
Finally, obviously most, if not all values would need to be tweaked to accommodate for PvP/WvW balance, seeing as I put Fervent Force in the Minor Grandmaster Trait slot... oops. x)
This concludes my ideas and suggestions. I'm aware that probably none of these would ever get implemented into the game and some of them are downright broken or too much work, but I wanted to share them nonetheless. It was mostly for fun and I'd like to see what kind of ideas other enthusiasts have for their respective specs.
In any case, have a splendid day/ evening, wherever you are. May the six watch over you. :)

For those interested, here are some notes I took during the Zoom call dealing with Covid policies from this morning for everyone involved with teaching at UNT this semester. I’m leaving my notes from the meeting as they are. These notes are in chronological order and are (hopefully) presented without much commentary from me. I am not a presenter in this meeting, just an attendee. The video should be available to everyone later today.
TL;DR…. Contact tracing has changed slightly. Everything else is pretty much as it was for the fall.
Notes:
Neil opens. Says we’re doing very well and that he appreciates us. He also makes clear that we are staying face to face because students have told him they need it for mental health. He also expects students to “behave in ways that spread Omicron.” Says it is a balance of risks (mental health vs Omicron).
Enrollment is up. UNT is financially successful. Neil says it’s because we have a “caring community.”
Rotating through new speakers now. Going over protocols and guidelines.
We’re going to “encourage masks.” Random testing will return next week. Quarantine is 5 days.
We will not be requiring masks or proof of vaccination. The reason given is that TX said we can’t. Per the Q+A chat, we are also not allowed to incentivize mask wearing in class through extra credit or other bumps to grades.
Contact tracing has changed. This is the big takeaway. Students need to do more of the work for this themselves. The 5 day quarantine is adding more work…. I think. Notably, some other TX colleges have given up on contact tracing.
Test results will likely take several days.
We should “encourage” masks and set the example.
UNT is not providing anyone with N95 masks. Disposable masks are available. Sanitation protocols remain as they are (supply buckets in classrooms).
Classroom tech support says we can stream class over Canvas for students who are sick. From what I understand, not all classrooms are fully equipped for this.
Faculty can require attendance but should be ready for students to be absent. They are strongly requesting leniency and flexibility.
There’s flow-chart we are supposed to share with anyone exposed to Covid. Rules are different based on vaccination status/symptoms.
Courses may go remote if the instructor is sick or there is “high absenteeism” with dean approval.
In person office hours must be offered at least some of the time for face to face classes. Exact numbers are unclear. We cannot require masks for F2F office hours.
Speaker reiterates that UNT is a “caring community.” We are encouraged to check in on each other. “We’re all in this together.”
There will be a 1st day of class video about Covid policies.

As always, feel free to add events I may have missed in the comments. It’s also awesome to hear from folks who have attended these events and how they were.
Scroll to the bottom for links to other Things to Do lists and a link to my Reddit profile.
Heads up, the next two week's lists will probably be abbreviated due to the holidays and there could be even less in early January, we'll see. Go and do now if you can. Have a great week, y’all!

Weekend & Multi-day Events

Dec 17-18 Jenny Zigrino at Hyena’s Dallas
Dec 17-19 A Merry Cirque Coppell Arts Center, Coppell
Dec 17-19 Turtle Creek Chorale: Sure Stars Shining Moody Performance Hall
Dec 14-20 Week Long Fiesta Anniversary Party at El Chingon, Fort Worth
Dec 6 - 20 HOLIDAY HOPE Adoption Event Dallas Animal Services
Dec 18-23 Free Backstage Holiday Tours Winspear Opera House
Dec 3 - 31 Rent the Runway Sample Sale Pop-Up at Dallas Uptown West Village

Holiday Things to Do

*newly added
Nashville Christmas Show through Dec. 18 at Reid Cabaret Theatre (Casa Mañana), Fort Worth
Cowboys Christmas Extravaganza through Dec 18 at The Star, Frisco
*Polar Express Decorations through Dec 23 at Mockingbird Station
*SPCA “Home for the Holidays” Pet Adoption Pavilion at NorthPark
12 Beers of Christmas through Dec 24 at Cedar Creek Brewhouse & Eatery, Farmers Branch
Peppermint Park/North Pole, Texas weekends through Dec 24 at Hilton Anatole
Santaland (thru Dec 24) and SnowDay Dallas through Jan 17 at Dallas Galleria
Lights on the Farm through Dec 26 at Heritage Farmstead, Plano
Holiday at the Arboretum through Dec 31 at Dallas Arboretum
Miracle on West Fork Drive-Thru Christmas Lights thru Dec 31 at Penthouse on Lake Carolyn
Prairie Lights through Dec 31 at Lynn Creek Park/Joe Pool Lake, Grand Prairie
Radiance! Light Show + Frozen through Jan 1 at Riders Field, Frisco
*Circo Metropolis: A Holiday Circus in the Big Top weekends thru Jan 2 at Samuell-Grand Park
The Trains at Northpark through Jan 2 at NorthPark Center
Enchant Christmas through Jan 2 at Fair Park
Zoo Lights through Jan 2 at Dallas Zoo
Vitruvian Lights through Jan 2 at Vitruvian Park, Addison
The Light Park through Jan 2 at Lone Star Park, Grand Prairie
Super American Christmas Circus through Jan 2 at Traders Village, Grand Prairie
Holiday in the Park through Jan 2 at Six Flags Over Texas
The Elf on the Shelf’s Magical Holiday Journey through Jan 2 at Choctaw Stadium, Arlington
Texas Christkindl Market through Jan 2 at Choctaw Stadium
Gift of Lights through Jan 2 at Texas Motor Speedway
*Gingertown Dallas through Jan 3 at NorthPark Center
Christmas Capital of Texas through Jan 6 in Grapevine
Holiday Cocktail/Food Pop-Ups in my article for Dallas Observer

Local Exhibits

* newly added
Trey Burns “Recent Landscapes” through Dec 18 at ex OVO Gallery
The Faith & Grief Memorial Arch through Dec 19 at Klyde Warren Park
Act Like You Like Each Other through Dec 23 at Umbrella Gallery
*This is Dallas Satellite Exhibit (from Dallas Heritage Village) through Dec 31 at Galleria Dallas
Pets, People, and Places through Dec 31 at Heard-Craig Center for the Arts, McKinney
It's SEW Mckinney through Dec 31 at Heard-Craig Center for the Arts, McKinney
*The Color Condition through Jan 2 in Centerpark Garden at NorthPark Center
The Book Smugglers through Jan 2 at Holocaust and Human Rights Museum
Carolyn Brown and Palmyra: An Ancient City Through the Lens through Jan 2 at Crow Museum of Asian Art
Jurassic World: The Exhibition through Jan 2 at Grandscape (The Colony)
Carol Bove: Collage Sculptures through Jan 9 at the Nasher Sculpture Center
Ageless Passion through Jan 29, 2022 at the Bathhouse Cultural Center
An Eye for Elegance: Carrie Marcus Neiman through Jan 28 at Fondren Library, SMU
Marian Ichaso Lefeld: Tierra de Gracia through Feb 2022 at the Latino Cultural Center
David Yarrow “Changing Lanes” through Feb 2022 at Samuel Lynne Galleries
Sepia: Past. Pride. Power. through Feb 2022 at the African American Museum
Patty Carroll “Anonymous Women: Domestic Demise” through Feb 2022 at Photos Do Not Bend Gallery
Van Gogh and the Olive Groves through Feb 2022 at Dallas Museum of Art
Larry Akers Geomekinetica through March 2022 at The Museum of Geometric and MADI Art
"Towers of Tomorrow with LEGO® Bricks" through April 2022 at The Perot Museum of Nature and Science
Focus: Jamal Cyrus through June 2022 at The Modern, Fort Worth

Local Theatre

Keith and Margo’s Slay Ride Mystery Dinner Theater through Dec 18 Old Mill Inn
Christmas Belles by Company of Rowlett Performers Dec 10-18 Plaza Theatre, Garland
An Oak Cliff Carol Dec 16-25 Urban Arts Center
It's a Wonderful Life through Dec 19 Theatre Coppell at Coppell Arts Center
Ebenezer Scrooge through Dec 23 Pocket Sandwich Theatre
A Christmas Carol through Dec 26 Wyly Theatre
A Bur-Less-Q Nutcracker through Dec 26 Studio Theatre, Addison
Black Nativity Dec 2-18 Bishop Arts Theatre Center
*Scrooge the Musical Dec 15-19 Rodenbaugh Theatre, Plano
*Inspecting Carol Dec 3-19 Richardson Theatre Centre
The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge Dec 3-19 The Core Theatre,Richardso
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through Dec 30 Casa Mañana, Fort Worth

Daily Things to Do - Dec. 6-12

Monday, 12/13
Dallas Mavericks vs. Charlotte Hornets at American Airlines Center
Kickin' it with Claus Kickball at The Village
Chad D's 22nd Annual Toy Drive at The Barley House (Facebook link)
A Festival of Lessons and Carols at Grace Bible Church
Open Mic Mondays at Chocolate Secrets
Sound Bath in the Park at Kidd Springs Park
Charles Hatley: Black Tie Boxing at Club VIVO
Chelley Bee Presents: The Dinner Party Series at Ten01 Bistro
Tuesday, 12/14
Dallas Stars vs. St Louis Blues at American Airlines Center
2021 Texas Pitch Competition and Networking Event at Mabel Peters Caruth Center
Eatalian Walking Tour & Tasting at Eataly Dallas
Sting at The Echo Lounge & Music Hall
Luna Luna Flower Moon Tour at Trees
Open Mic Night at The Green Elephant
Homemade Holiday Gift Baskets Class at Central Market Cooking School, Plano
Wednesday, 12/15
Dallas Mavericks vs. LA Lakers at American Airlines Center
"BLACK BOX" Movie Premiere at Angelika Dallas
Acoustic Evening with Aaron Lee Tasjan & Kevn Kinney (of Drivin N Cryin) at The Kessler
Robert Earl Keen's The Road to Christmas at House of Blues
Holiday Drag Bingo at CANVAS Hotel
Painting With A View Holiday at Reunion Tower
Unwind Wednesday at Westin Dallas Downtown
The Writers Group at The Wild Detectives
Rosebud Baker at Improv Addison
Thursday, 12/16
Ugly Sweater Party & Jingle Bell Rock Out at The Rustic
Art Industry Night at Seely’s Mill in The Beeman Hotel (Instagram Link)
Ookay at Stereo Live Dallas
Paul Oakenfold at It'll Do Club
Dallas Historical Society: An Evening with Jerrie Marcus Smith at the Hall of State, Fair Park
Stefan Gonzalez + Garrett Wingfield at The Wild Detectives
Ugly Sweater Holiday Party at Dallas Comedy Club
Bring Your Own Vinyl at Gallery Rooftop CANVAS Dallas
Pink Sweat$ at The Echo Lounge and Music Hall
Poetry Smash at Clarence Muse Cafe Theater
JazzSet Social, The Holiday Set at the Artisan Terrace
Comedians of the Compound at Hyena’s Dallas
The 40 Acre Mule & Volk at Sundown at Granada
Movie Night: Christmas Vacation at Ida Claire, Addison
Friday, 12/17
LeAnn Rimes: Home for the Holidays at Winspear Opera House
Ian Moore, Solo Acoustic at Poor David’s Pub
Naughty or Nice: A Holiday Burlesque Dinner at Commons Club, Virgin Hotels Dallas
Downtown Dallas Comedy featuring Tony Tone at Clarence Muse Cafe Theater
Felix Da Housecat at It'll Do Club
George Thorogood & The Destroyers at House of Blues
StinkBug with Mad Mexicans and Sweetooth at Trees
Tribal Gaze at Three Links
Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison Holiday Shindig at The Kessler
Movie Night: The Polar Express at ArtPark
Camp Gladiator at The Boardwalk at Granite Park, Plano
Tom Petty Tribute: American Petty at Legacy Hall, Plano
Poetry Night at Black & Bitter Coffee, Duncanville
Astro James / Tin & Tonic / Averi Burk at The Double Wide
Chris Cagle at Billy Bob’s Texas
Saturday, 12/18
Dallas Stars vs. Chicago Blackhawks at American Airlines Center
Christmas Stroll at Central Market Preston Royal
The Polyphonic Spree 2021 Christmas Show at the Majestic Theatre
Jingle All the 5K/10K at Trinity Groves
Souled Out Day Party at Sandaga 813
Vets of SNL at Winspear Opera House
Reverend Horton Heat Holiday Hayride at Trees
Saint Michael's Farmers Market (SMFM) Holiday Market Pop-Up at Klyde Warren Park
The Starlite Girls Holiday Concert at Klyde Warren Park
Lightwire Theater's A Very Electric Christmas at Strauss Square
Zion Dance Project A King is Born: A Christmas Celebration at Upper Room
Dirty Bird The GUMLAB Serial Experiments Tour at Ruins
Cold @$$ Queens Patio Drag Show: The Return at Vector Brewing
Derrick Jack & Friends at Improv Addison
DeSoto Hometown Holiday Parade at DeSoto Town Center
Chef's Tasting Menu with Wine Pairings at Kess Cravings, Coppell
Tuba Christmas - Denton at University of North Texas (UNT) Library Mall
Christmas Edition Zombie Hunt at Zombie Safari, Forney
Sunday, 12/19
Dallas Cowboys vs. NY Giants at Giants Stadium
Touchdowns & Bubbly Brunch at 3eleven Downtown Dallas
Socialite Sundays at Herrera's Addison
Indian-spiced Grazing Board Virtual Class at Central Market
Ubuntu Market at Pan-African Connection Bookstore
Die Hard at Texas Theatre
The DJ MADE MY Sunday Funday at Dibs
Unsilent Night Music Fest at Gilley’s Dallas
Larry June: Orange Print Pollstar Tour at House of Blues
Uptown Carolers at Galleria Dallas
Delicious Christmas featuring TWEET at Jam Box Fitness & Events Lounge Dallas
BeatStreet Poetry Live at The Free Man Cafe
Hennything Sundays at Friends Hookah Lounge, Irving

Other Things to Do Lists

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CultureMap Dallas Calendar
This Week’s Beer Events from BeerInBigD.com
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I AM GOING TO SLEEP FOR THE NIGHT. HOLD TIMES ARE FROZEN UNTIL I GET BACK ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN TOMORROW. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR PATIENCE :)
Hi everyone it's me again (insert clown emoji here) again!
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I also decluttered my nail polish, purging particularly my collection of KL Polishes, many of which are unopened. Again they will be at the bottom of this post in addition to other misc polishes.
Policies: PayPal GOODS & SERVICES only, I pay the fee per PP terms of service. Shipping is $4 due to USPS increases thank you for your understanding. EXCEPTION: If you are buying a bunch of nail polishes, shipping will be calculated according to what Pirate Ship tells me so please be warned in advance heavy parcels can have expensive shipping.
I will hold for items with a NIL for 4 hours ONLY and then I pass on to the next person. I do not want people waiting days for their items. EXCEPTION: I am about to go to bed, then I will edit the post to indicate I am away and hold timers freeze until I am able to come back to my computer after my morning shift.
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BECCA Backlight Priming Filter USED ONCE 6
TARTE Foundcealer 8B Porcelain Beige LIGHT USE 6
TARTE Rainforest of the Sea Water Foundation 8S Porcelain LIGHT USE 6
ESTEE LAUDER Futurist Aqua Brilliance Foundation 1W0 Warm Porcelain LIGHT USE 10
PONY EFFECT Block Sponge pack only 1 missing rest untouched 5
CLIO Sponge pack only 1 missing rest untouched 5
PAT MCGRATH LABS Sublime Perfection Setting Powder in Light 1 LIGHT USE 15
SUPERGOOP Unseen Sunscreen SPF40 USED ONCE 15
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GIVENCHY Prism Libre Loose Powder in 10 Sparkling Mousseline (limited edition colors and packaging) 15
W. LAB Airfit Cover Powder Pact in Nudie Pink LIGHT USE 5
TATCHA The Liquid Silk Canvas LIGHT USE 20
BAREMINERALS Complexion Rescue Tinted Moisturizer in Birch 1.5 LIGHT USE 9
URBAN DECAY All Nighter Face Primer USED ONCE 10
BLUSH, BRONZER, HIGHLIGHTER, CONTOUR
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TOO FACED You're So Jelly Highlighter in Gilded Champagne SWATCHED 4
ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS Blush Trio in Pool Party only SWATCHED 4
GLOSSIER Cloud Paints in Haze and Storm LIGHT USE 7 each
FLOWER BEAUTY Blush Bombs in Cinnamon, Pinched, Bitten, Melon, and Nectar SWATCHED 3 each
FENTY BEAUTY Freestyle Cream Blush in 02 Petal Poppin SWATCHED 8
TOWER28 BeachPlease in Happy Hour SWATCHED 9
THE SAEM Saemmul Single Blusher in RD02 Dry Rose SWATCHED 2
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COLOURPOP x Tinkerbell Super Shock Cheek in Darkling and Magic Moon USED ONCE 3 each
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FACE & EYE PALETTES
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DOMINIQUE COSMETICS Rustic Glam & Celestial Storm SWATCHED 9 each
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COLOURPOP Mint To Be SWATCHED 5
COLOURPOP Dream St with KathleenLights SWATCHED 6
COLOURPOP So Jaded SWATCHED 25
NARS Makeup Your Mind Face & Eye Palette USED ONCE 20
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BUXOM Plumpline Lip Liner in InfraRed, Cloak & Dagger, Code Red LIGHT USE 3 each
PONY x MEMEBOX Blossom Lip Color in Rose and unnamed shade (name is not visible) SWATCHED 2 each
COLOURPOP Lux Liquid Lipstick in Buttercup, Puddin', Southbound LIGHT USE 3 each
KAJA Cushy Vibe in 05 Chiffon LIGHT USE 3
GLOSSIER Generation G in Crush SWATCHED 5
ROMAND Zero Velvet Tint in Chocolate Tea NEVER USED, accidentally bought a duplicate 4
COLOURPOP Lippie Stix in Goal Digger (Matte X), Happy Thoughts (Matte), Ellarie (Matte) LIGHT USE 2 each
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NEOGEN Extra Tinted Edgeliner in Black, PR from YesStyle hence selling for free, USED ONCE
PAT MCGRATH LABS Sheer Color Balm MINIS in Blow Up and Flesh 3 LIGHT USE
PAT MCGRATH LABS Clear Lip Balm Mini LIGHT USE
RARE BEAUTY Matte Lip Creme in Confident SWATCHED (mini sephora birthday gift)
BENEFIT Benetint Mini SWATCHED
2aN Glow Tension Pact in shade 23 USED ONCE, PR from YesStyle hence selling for free, NO PUFF I already used it
NARS Orgasm X Mini from Ulta birthday gift SWATCHED
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I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free!
Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it that way. It is completely out of the question to hold you to such a high standard. We will merrily pick up after you. We have nothing better to do.
Please forgive us for the previous ad requesting that you not have pets. We were soo wrong to assume your ferret has a slight odor. I don't know what got in to me. There is no way your precious dog could ever scratch my wood floors or kill my grass. Thank goodness Spot was there to alert me to the water utility truck at 2 am. Your dog is far more reliable than my Sig Sauer. It is perfectly cool to have your FIVE well taken care of cats stay in your room when you are away. Our friends and family will never be so rude as to comment on the smell of the litter box. We understand how theraputic your pets are at working through your commitment issues and filling in that hole in your heart where a family should be.
I think your perfectly safe snake would open my children's eyes to the wonder of the animal kingdom. I look forward to the helicopter ride and the days of anxiety wondering if the anti venom took because my young daughter reached for a wild snake that was not as tame as your pet instead of running away.
All you young adults thinking about saving an animal and practicing for kids, STOP! If you are not grown enough to keep your credit card balance low, you can not handle a pet. Pets get fleas, ring worm, broken limbs and the fur can clog your air conditioning coils which can cost you $250 for an HVAC guy to scrub your coils. Our cat got a hold of cold medicine and had to have his stomach pumped. Unlike your room, vets are not free. The creatures cost money! Save yourself first, then an animal.
We respect your privacy and admire your quest to prove your independence. Other people should model themselves after you. Feel free to have as many strangers spend the night as you wish. It costs me nothing for your significant other to use my dishes, water, washer and dryer. Put as many hooks as you need in my walls. Let my walls be your canvas. Your expression is more important than me getting my $1200 deposit back. It's your room and you're paying for it. Hell, if you wanted rules, you would just live at mom and dad's right? I am so happy to be out of my parent's place. I can do what ever I want except for the things listed in my ten page lease. In other words, we all have rules we have to follow!
If you are breaking the law, have a symphony of funky smells eminating from your room and leave a trail of beer bottles; we will respect your privacy and leave you alone. The minute you start showing that you are making rational decisions, we will be all in your shiznit.
We are so proud of you getting your life back together since the DWI conviction. Your new $300 mountain bike should be brought inside when you aren't using it. We will try not to infringe on your right to protect your property by asking you to keep it outside. We enjoy the oil stains in our carpet. I'm sure our landlord will mention it to the new tenants when we leave as a selling point.
Again, thank you for reading this post. After proof reading my post I just realized how unreasonable I am to live with. I'm sorry to waste your time. We will pay you to live with us. We could learn from your idealistic wisdom.
One more caveat. I asked the electric company if I cleaned the house thouroughly, if they would leave the electricity on. I then contacted the city to see if they could knock a little off the water bill if I offered up some "benefits". I offered to cook for the gas company. Surprisingly, they all said no. That just confirmed my suspicions that all utilities are operated by dirty unichs that never eat. I will have to come up with cash for them. If you are energy conscience, it helps you. That's more money I can give you to live with me. If you are offering "benefits", please check with my wife first. She's been in charge of that for years and she may not want to upset the balance of power she has. Then again, she may be able to employ you in ways far beyond my imagination to further remove my masculine nature.
By moving in, you can help me potty train my daughter by yelling and cursing at her when she barges in on your shower time. My son definately needs his confidence shaken when he accidentaly brushes your out of order baby feeders by telling him how much of a bad kid he is. He's four years old. He's not manipulating you in to sex like your last 3 boyfriends. Nor, do I want him drawing on your chest with markers while you sleep.
If you are a college student, You are going to have to be more specific about what area you are looking for near TCC, UNT, UTA and UTD. The classrooms are spread all over DFW. When you say you want to be near UTA, it's no different than saying you want to live near a Kroger. All uf us landlords attended local colleges.
I hope you enjoyed my ad. I really do have a room for rent that I have not been able to fill with a rational person for months. My wife, myself and my marriage counselor have enjoyed some of the requests made for people seeking rooms\apartments\sex slaves. Here are my top picks for the looney files:

1. 19F Disease Free and not looking for "benefits" (this is not the first mixed message I ever got from a woman)
2. No email or number posted in the ad (I'm shuffling my Taroh cards now)
3. My last $300 apartment was filthy, looking to improve my situation and save money. (let us know how the something for nothing plan works out for you)
4. I'm a responsible 18 year old. (I'm 35, 2 kids, wife, house, car, non-criminal and I still screw up) Call Ripley's
5. I can't afford more than $200 a month. You will never see me. I am always at work. (I call shenanigans! If you are working, you can afford more. You are going to have to get a smaller cell phone plan)
6. Free room for female over 18 with benefits. (I call mine, dramatic pause... wife) * see footnotes
7. Will watch your vacation house for free. (Who vacations in DFW? Might work in Colorado, California or Florida. Joe Pool lake is one of a kind for sure.)
8. Live in nanny in exchange for free room and small salary. (My wife does that job and she shares a room with me. Do you actually think you clean so good to get your own room? Move to Bel Aire)
9. Not only do I need a place to stay, can I borrow some money? (Are you such a bad person that you have burned all your friend's bridges that they won't lend to you?)
10. It's 2018 people. Text me or look at MySpace. (Web sites lie. Report card, parents and work history are more reliable. At best, I will email you)
11. 20F prefer to live in home with people my age. (ROFLMAO! 20 years old? Work for a year at a movie theater? $20K in school loan debt? Still owe $14K on your honda civic? Here, have $160K for your first home! Ha ha ha ha)
12. Young professional seeks housing. (just because you have a job that does not require to have your name on a reusable name tag does not make a you a professional)
13. I am an openminded Christian woman. ( Don't flame me. I am a believer myself, but what are you trying to achieve here? Watch a girls gone wild video. How many girls are on video with WWJD bracelets and proudly wearing their gold cross under their mardi gras beads? )

Gentlemen, I am going to let you in on a secret. Sex costs money. The more sex you want, the more it will cost. You can skirt the bill for a little while and then the big total eventually catches up to you. Girlfriends and mistresses are cheap at first, but eventually you will get hit with fatherhood, child support or a small divorce. Your next upgrade would be professional full service massages and their courteous pimps. If you are still not sure if you are ready for the top of the line sex, you can try the fiance' mode for a while, but be carefull with the early termination charges. If you want the whole enchilada, go for the wife. This is the most expensive sex you can have and thusly the best. If you are truely a love machine, wife will actually go to work on her own and reduce the sexpenses. I've heard stories of men with multiple wives. I've also heard of dragons and unicorns.

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Rubenia Borge 49m · Hello mean green family. I am the Teaching Assistant for CSCE 4110-001 and CSCE 4100-004 with Professor Dr. Sanjukpa Bhowmick. She has been trying to access canvas but she hasn't been able to. She wants me to tell the students that she extended the deadline for Homework 1 until Sunday this week. I have very limited access to Internet since I am having blackouts all day long. But the point is that Homework 1 was extended to Sunday this week. I cannot access my canvas and my unt email. I don't know why but now you know. Please spread the word. It's sections 001 and 004 with Dr. Sajukta Bhowmick.

canvas wont let me log in and myunt wont load. is everything down?