ST. PAUL, Minn. -- An Amazon driver is in jail after he allegedly punched a man who complained about a missing package Saturday afternoon.
The St. Paul Police Department says officers were called to the 900 block of Randolph Avenue on a report of an assault around 1 p.m.
Officers found a 51-year-old man with facial injuries when they arrived. He went to Regions Hospital where medics learned the victim has a possible skill fracture.
Police say the preliminary investigation revealed that a 26-year-old man delivering packages for Amazon got into an altercation with the 51-year-old after he complained about a missing package.
The delivery driver allegedly punched the victim in the face and attempted to leave in his vehicle. The victim jumped onto the hood of the vehicle to prevent the driver from leaving.
Investigators say the delivery driver drove with the victim on the hood until he fell off a short distance later.
Police arrested the driver at the Amazon distribution center in Eagan and booked him on suspicion of aggravated assault.
Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/amazon-driver-punches-man-in-the-face-over-missing-package-complaint/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem+Manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0IqYh7xNukIuo6Jtc24RrgGykhBEjScRHB8c6p_Mr0UC2lc6_svvc7aas&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

So i can't get the mod to work and im not sure what else to do.
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My load Order, using Path of the Prophet:
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254 FE 4 Use Telekinesis on Traps.esp
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254 FE 7 Enderal Remastered Armory - Firm Leather.esp
254 FE 8 Enderal Remastered Armory - Nomad Common.esp
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254 FE 14 Bears of the North.esp
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38 26 Enderal - Vatyr.esp
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254 FE 23 Enderal Remastered Armory - Vagrant.esp
254 FE 24 Enderal Remastered Armory - Selna.esp
254 FE 25 Enderal Remastered Armory - Tracker.esp
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254 FE 27 Enderal Remastered Armory - Fallen.esp
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49 31 EGO SE - Secure Chests.esp
50 32 Seaview Lodge SE.esp
51 33 KataHiddenPowers.esp
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254 FE 32 EGO SE - Meditation Area Fixes.esp
254 FE 33 EGO SE - Leveling Redone.esp
52 34 KataPUMBSpellPack.esp
53 35 Undead Creatures Replacer.esp
254 FE 34 EGO SE - Undead Creature Replacer.esp
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56 38 FlyingCrowsSSE.esp
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254 FE 38 Enderal Remastered Armory - Firewind Frostwind.esp
254 FE 39 Enderal Remastered Armory - Sword of the Mesmer.esp
254 FE 3a Enderal Remastered Armory - Voice of the Forgotten.esp
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254 FE 3f EGO SE - Moddable Weapons.esp
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254 FE 41 EGO SE - Unique Amulets and Masks.esp
254 FE 42 EGO SE - No Gold Weight.esp
254 FE 43 Savage Wolves and Feral Foxes.esp
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254 FE 46 Elden Counter - Shield Only.esp
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254 FE 55 TKAA.esp
254 FE 56 KSHairdosSMP.esp
80 50 WadeInWater.esp
254 FE 57 fixLOD.esp
254 FE 58 MCMHelper.esp
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82 52 NoBSAIProjectileDodge.esp
254 FE 59 No Floating Quest Marker.esp
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84 54 dD-No Spinning Death Animation.esp
85 55 EGO SE - Faster Level Up.esp
86 56 EGO SE - Increased Food Health Regeneration.esp
87 57 EGO SE - Quest Shader.esp
88 58 EGO SE - Reduced Enemy Damage.esp
89 59 EGO SE - Relationship Messages.esp
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254 FE 5a Noble Quarter Home Fixes.esp
92 5c Old Tunnel Pathing Fix.esp
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254 FE 5b PotP - Half Starling.esp
95 5f EGO SE - Increased Carry Weight.esp
254 FE 5c McmRecorder.esp
254 FE 5d PotP - ENB Light.esp
254 FE 5e PotP - Loading Screens.esp
254 FE 5f PotP - More HUD.esp
96 60 PotP - Snowstorm Fix.esp
254 FE 60 PotP - Soul Gems.esp
97 61 RUSTIC SOULGEMS - Unsorted.esp
254 FE 61 PotP - TKAA Fixes.esp
98 62 FNIS.esp
254 FE 62 Precision.esp
99 63 dD - Realistic Ragdoll Force - Realistic.esp
254 FE 63 HagravenSkinShaders.esp
254 FE 64 Regional Debuffs.esp
100 64 drunken_bee_exterior.esp
101 65 RaceMenu.esp
102 66 RaceMenuPlugin.esp
254 FE 65 Pumpkin Fixes.esp
254 FE 66 Shadow of Transcience Fix.esp
254 FE 67 Shadow of Transcience Fix Replacer.esp
254 FE 68 Simple Offence Suppression MCM.esp
254 FE 69 Simple Offence Suppresion - Combat Only.esp
254 FE 6a talkToSummons.esp
254 FE 6b Simple Wearable Lanterns Fixes.esp
254 FE 6c Usable Vanilla Lanterns - Unlit Version.esp
254 FE 6d Smaller Drunken Bee Sign.esp
103 67 SmoothCam.esp
104 68 Storeable Phasmalist Talismans.esp
254 FE 6e StormLightning.esp
105 69 TheEyesOfBeauty.esp
106 6a wasserspeier_waterspouts.esp
107 6b TKDodge.esp
254 FE 6f TrueDirectionalMovement.esp
108 6c Enderal - Dynamic Fast Travel.esp

We cut to JARVIS laying plans.
JARVIS If we know our enemy and know ourselves, we don’t have to fear the result of a hundred battles. If we know ourselves but not our enemy, for every victory gained we will also suffer a defeat. And if we know neither the enemy nor ourselves, we will succumb in every single ...motherfucking battle. And that is just not acceptable.
We cut to a dark room. We only hear muffled voices. The sliding door opens up and the light is turned on. We see 10 officer’s arms tied to the ceiling. They are all standing on top of folding chairs and are gagged and blindfolded. 5 masked figures brandishing Katana swords close the door back and begin attacking the police officers. The 1st militant begins yelling “AW!” out loud while aiming his Katana at a cop’s belly. He goes into a complete rage, kicking the chair from underneath several officers and gutting the officers like helpless fish. They are extremely helpless at this point. They can’t even see what is coming their way. The remaining 4 militants decide to shoot the
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officers in their heads instead of dooming them to the fate their crazed comrade has in store for them. The psycho militant’s name is DARIUS.
DARIUS Ok, I’m hungry, who’s up for dinner? SAMMIE I don’t see myself eating until at least 24 hrs. EDDIE Yea, I think I’m going to be sick. DARIUS Enchiladas it is then!
Cut back to JARVIS laying plans. We cut to CHARLEY, a 19 year old college student sitting at his dining room table. He is eating lunch before work and SAM PAGE, his mother’s boyfriend, enters the apartment. They begin talking about how PAGE is suspended from work for 3 days because some one snitched on him. Someone at his job has also been taking the caps off of his rims and he suspects the snitch to be in on it as well.
PAGE heads into the master bedroom to shower up and change. CHARLEY looks up as the door closes, smirks to himself and continues to eat his blueberry waffles. We cut back to JARVIS and his dictation.
JARVIS Ok groupies, chapter 5, energy. Controlling a large force uses the same exact principles as controlling a few men; it is merely a question of dividing up their numbers. Fighting with a large army under your command is no different than fighting with a small one. Direct or indirect maneuvers can make sure your host withstands the brunt of the enemy’s attack while remaining unshaken. The direct method in all fighting may be used for joining battle but indirect method will be needed in order to secure victory. Properly applied indirect tactics are as inexhaustible as heaven and earth. They are as unending as the flow of rivers and streams and like the Sun and Moon they end, only to begin anew. Like the four seasons, they pass away only to return again once more. There are not more than 5 musical notes yet the combination of these 5 give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. There are not more than 5 base colors; blue, yellow, red, white and black yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever be seen. There are not more than 5 cardinal tastes; sour, acrid, salt, sweet and bitter yet their combinations yield more flavors than can ever be tasted. TRAVIS Now you gotta nigga wanting to listen to music, paint some scenery and eat some dinner. JARVIS TRAVIE Shut Cho ass UP! Anyway nigga, there are not more than 2 attack methods in battle; the direct and the indirect. Yet these 2 combined give rise to an endless series of maneuvers.
We cut to CHARLEY at his job, a local supermarket where he is
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the resident superstar. His manager Mr. PINSON introduces him to a new employee, JAFAR TATMAN. CHARLEY walks JAFAR around the job and shows him the work areas. An older African American male asks JAFAR to help him pick out a prime watermelon for his mother. JAFAR calls over CHARLEY to help them out. The older man begins to berate and insult CHARLEY for no apparent reason. He tells CHARLEY he could learn from JAFAR and JAFAR tells the customer it is CHARLEY’s 1st day. JAFAR’s a fucking asshole basically. JAFAR and CHARLEY walk away laughing together about the incident. JAFAR tells CHARLEY “not to offend anymore innocent customers!”
We cut back to JARVIS and chapter 6 of his lesson plans. We cut to TEL AVIV, a Swedish visitor to the United States for a year on vacation. She is babysitting 3 young children as part of her agreement to stay at their parent’s house. They are driving in a car and TEL AVIV pulls into a pizza restaurant.
She asks them “who wants pizza?” and their eyes widen in an extraordinary fashion and they all exclaim “we do!” in unison. TEL AVIV walks all 3 youngsters into the pizza shop and holds open the door for an older couple walking in behind them. They all take a seat at a table with a window view. TEL AVIV walks up to the counter and orders a large pizza, half bacon and half pepperoni. The cashier FRANK attempts to make conversation around the 3 children, RILEY, JACK and SABRINA.
TEL AVIV blushes a little bit, brushes her hair to the side and responds. She pays for the pizza and drinks and we cut back to JARVIS’ convention of great proportions. He is reviewing chapter 7 of the plans with the troops. He takes a big gulp of his ice cold water and then continues.
We cut back to TEL AVIV and the 3 munchkins in the pizza restaurant. TEL AVIV asks JACK to stop crushing his cup and JACK looks up at TEL AVIV playfully. TEL AVIV tells JACK to go to the counter and ask for another drinking cup.
JACK walks over to the counter, obtains a new filled up cup of sweet tea and comes back to the table to continue eating. TEL AVIV asks JACK a question about his future and he takes 5.2 seconds to answer. TEL AVIV smiles pretty hard at his truthful comment. She asks JACK to
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explain in greater detail and his answer causes her to blush even harder.
JACK’s sister SABRINA makes fun of his answer and JACK shoots a scowl at his little sister. TEL AVIV asks them both to calm down and they blame each other. We cut back to JARVIS as he discusses chapter 8. We cut to TEL AVIV sitting in a car with a female friend, TAMMY. They talk about current events in TEL AVIV’s life. TEL AVIV lets TAMMY know she feels lonely and TAMMY helps TEL AVIV construct a written list of qualities she wants in a mate. TEL AVIV sits up energetically in her seat and smiles as she begins.
We cut back to JARVIS’ meeting. JARVIS takes a seat in a chair on the podium’s left. He speaks for 3 minutes and then stands up once again. JARVIS collapses in his seat and takes a sip of water in high humor. JARVIS rises up once again to begin a new chapter in the discussion; chapter 10. He moves on to chapter 11. JARVIS takes a seat again.
We cut to TEL AVIV sitting down with a district attorney for a note taking session.
D.A. SPENCER
Pleasure to meet you Ms. TEL AVIV; shall we begin?
TEL AVIV
Absolutely, just please let me gather my note taking materials.
D.A. SPENCER
Ok so, point 1, the consensual encounter; an encounter with a person does not amount to a “seizure” unless a reasonable person would believe, under all the circumstances, he is not free to end the encounter.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
Concerning community caretaking activities; you may make a search or detention of a person for the purpose of rendering assistance, provided your actions are entirely unrelated to the detection, investigation, or acquisition of evidence relating to the commission of a crime.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
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Concerning roadblock or checkpoint vehicle stops; you may not make random, arbitrary stops of automobiles on the public roadways. However, brief, systematic stops at highway roadblocks and checkpoints can be constitutional.
TEL AVIV writes it down. We cut to the introduction of the main character, 1st in command, NAPOLI TALIONIS. The phone rings and NAPOLI answers it, it is JARVIS. JARVIS is waiting to discuss the plans in private with NAPOLI. NAPOLI takes a shower first. NAPOLI dresses completely in black, head skull cap and proceeds to his car.
We cut to NAPOLI pulling up in front of his destination. NAPOLI pops his car’s trunk and walks towards it. He lifts up the trunk and pulls a rolled 3piece leaf cigarette out of a pack hidden safely underneath his various costumes. He closes the trunk, sits on it, pulls 2 lighters out and proceeds to light all 3 sides of the “cigarette trifecta”. As NAPOLI inhales, we see in slow motion as he looks down to the left and blows out the 1st exhalation. We cut to a flashback where NAPOLI and JARVIS begin to concoct the same plans they are about to go over.
RIDDICK is another comrade of NAPOLI and JARVIS and he is rushed into a hospital room after being abducted and brutally beaten by some local, corrupt police officers. NAPOLI asks JARVIS how this happened and JARVIS doesn’t have a good answer for NAPOLI. NAPOLI says “we didn’t cause this, but it will forever effect us beginning tonight.” Despite the situation JARVIS and NAPOLI laugh at what is about to happen to society.
NAPOLI and JARVIS exit the vicinity. We cut back to NAPOLI smoking his 3 rolled cigarettes in unison, they are half finished. NAPOLI is now sitting inside of his back seat twisting and turning his head as if to observe someone who isn’t really there. He is tripping without acid.
We cut back to TEL AVIV and SPENCER studying.
SPENCER
You should warn the suspect of his basic constitutional rights before questioning him after a stop requiring any use of force. A person’s mere presence at the scene of the execution of a search warrant does not justify a frisk of that person. Now on to obtaining physical evidence from the body of a suspect not under arrest (“plain touch” seizure); if, while frisking a suspect for weapons, you detect an object
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that is not a weapon, you may seize it without a warrant if your experience and sense of touch make it “immediately apparent” to you the object is contraband or evidence of a crime.
TEL AVIV writes it down. We cut to NAPOLI and his long time girlfriend TEL AVIV from Sweden. NAPOLI walks and sits down near the boarding stations inside an airport. He takes a window seat. He pulls out his notes and continues working on them diligently. A gorgeous woman sits right next to him, on purpose. At 1st all he notices are her legs; at 1st sight they trick him into believing she is an African American lady.
After a minute he looks up and greets her. She just looks at him and opens up her mouth as if she was incapable of responding. She heard him, she just must not have expected him to actually greet her. NAPOLI is more than aware there are in fact several more empty seats but she chose the one to his immediate left. He continues taking down his notes. 5 minutes later he notices she stops reading the People magazine.
He takes this as his opportunity to open her in useful conversation. He pulls out a laminated sheet with a picture of a million dollars in $5,000 stacks, nothing but $100 bills. He puts it on her lap and asks her if it looks like a million dollars to her. He asks her the 1st thing coming to her mind when she looks at the picture. Her answer is money. They both laugh together and continue talking for an hour.
He asks her what she would do if she made that much money every day and she smiles as she visualizes her answer. She begins to let NAPOLI in on her ambitions in life. She lets him know she’s been playing soccer for 15years and he makes jokes about soccer. She laughs hopelessly. She lets him know she is 20 years old now. She was born on September 10th, 1989 and he makes her laugh again. NAPOLI asks TEL AVIV what her Zodiac sign is but she is unfamiliar with the term. This leaves NAPOLI dumbfounded and he feels embarrassed he can not properly explain it to her.
This prompts him to ask her what her native language is. She is Swedish. He compliments her brilliant accent and in response she smiles and moves her hair to another region of her head. She informs him she is just traveling the country while off from college. They both are heading to Miami, Florida. NAPOLI asks for her name and she tells him in her sexy accent. This throws NAPOLI back in
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astonishment. He asks her to repeat 3 times with her accent, she does it too. NAPOLI continues making meaningful conversation with TEL AVIV. By this time TEL AVIV is laughing incredibly hard.
NAPOLI asks AVIV if she has ever heard of lucid dreaming and she replies no. NAPOLI laughs and begins to explain it to her. AVIV begins to understand it more now. They both begin to blush together. AVIV moves noticeably closer to NAPOLI and places her hand on his right knee for 5 seconds flat. NAPOLI chuckles and looks down.
AVIV winks her 3rd eye by crinkling her face in a twisted smile and this alerts NAPOLI. He begins to go into detail about the 3rd eye and the chakras. They both begin to wink their 3rd eyes at each other. They burst out into laughter. NAPOLI is smooth and mesmerizing and AVIV is beginning to fall hard for him quickly.
NAPOLI notices many of the airport patrons observing their conversation or at least the physical cues and reactions of it. He has singlehandedly made the most gorgeous single woman in the entire airport laugh very hard, for almost an hour. AVIV is becoming more and more comfortable with his presence. NAPOLI taps her arm as they laugh together. He asks AVIV what she is studying in college. She says criminal law.
NAPOLI asks her about the day of her birth, the 10th, and goes into another routine. He talks about how Lil Wayne’s birthday is the 27th of September and so his 27th birthday is his power year. NAPOLI’s is supposed to be on his 29th and TEL AVIV’s was her 10th. She doesn’t remember her 10th birthday. She smiles wider and wider. They share a few moments of silent communication. They decide to hold each other’s hand as they sit in silence for the next 10minutes. Their flight is now boarding.
They are seated together as they head towards the plane. She takes a nap on NAPOLI’s right shoulder. 2 hrs later the flight lands in Miami, Florida and NAPOLI gently wakes up TEL AVIV. They take a taxi cab to the hotel AVIV has reserved.
She asks him to stay in the room with her so he can guide her around the city. TEL AVIV laughs and gently kisses his neck. NAPOLI shakes and shudders, it just feels so good and he ultimately deserves it. They both laugh as she pulls NAPOLI into the shower with her.
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9 months pass from this date and TEL AVIV is on her way to Sweden to hang out with family. They both intensely hug up as she readies to depart from America for a few months. NAPOLI looks deeply in her eyes as AVIV caresses her soft soothing hands across NAPOLI’s even softer face. AVIV’s flight is now boarding and they engage in a steamy kiss in slow motion. The scene freezes, turns sepia, and then black and white. We cut back to SPENCER and TEL AVIV talking before she met NAPOLI.
SPENCER
Here are some things to keep in mind in deciding whether to give Miranda warnings:
A young or inexperienced person with police officers or the criminal law is more likely to feel he has to answer your questions.
A person is more likely to feel “pressure” to answer questions if he is in “hostile” or unfamiliar surroundings.
If the person is alone, he is more likely to feel pressure and to be in need of warnings than if he is with friends. A suspect’s friends or relatives never substitute for a lawyer anyways.
The time of the day may affect how much pressure the suspect feels; he is more apt to feel pressure late at night or very early in the morning.
The better practice is not to question a suspect unless he signs a “waiver of rights” form which says he understands his rights and agrees to answer questions without the presence of a lawyer.
When warnings are not necessary; you don’t need to give the Miranda warnings before questioning a person who was merely a witness to a crime or who may know something about a crime but who is not a suspect. You don’t have to give warnings before questioning a suspect who has not been deprived of his freedom in any significant way and who knows he is free to terminate the interview at any time.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
The following is a suggested set of Miranda warnings, if given clearly and carefully enough, will be found adequate by a court:
Before we ask you any questions, you must understand what your rights are:
You have the right to remain silent. You are not required to say anything to us at any time or to answer any questions. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court.
You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we question you and to have him with you during questioning.
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If you cannot afford a lawyer and want one, a lawyer will be provided for you free of charge.
If you want to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to a lawyer.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
Don’t promise a suspect you will help him if he confesses. Don’t suggest to a suspect you will let others harm him unless he confesses. Be careful about lies and trickery. Physical abuse in any form is forbidden.
TEL AVIV writes it down and we cut back to the present moment with NAPOLI back in his car’s back seat smoking his cigarettes.
By this time he is rolling yet another one, the flashback was kind of long. NAPOLI finishes rolling his cigarette and he pulls out his yellow lighter to dry it off a little bit. He puts the cigarette in his mouth, lights it and the smoke serves as the transition effect. We cut to a depiction of FRED HAMPTON’s murder by corrupt police officers. A news reporter narrates this part of the story. FRED HAMPTON, sleeping in his bed before 5AM and after 2AM while police break into his house and open fire. They claim others inside the house shot 1st yet no bullets support their claims. They label it more of a shoot in than an actual shoot out. HAMPTON’s bed is soaked in blood and his hand is on his shotgun as he is killed. Once the story concludes we cut back to NAPOLI. Until the cigarette burns out NAPOLI’s inner mind narrates a bunch of useful and applicable quotes to the audience. The cigarette is finished and NAPOLI phones JARVIS.
NAPOLI heads into the building as an armed security guard opens the door for him. NAPOLI chooses the staircase over the elevator. He reaches the 3rd floor, exits the staircase and knocks on the door where the meeting is being held. NAPOLI awaits patiently as JARVIS opens the door for him. Only NAPOLI and JARVIS are involved in this meeting. NAPOLI and JARVIS walk over to a table full of blueprints and architect illustrations.
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JARVIS points over to a story board sitting on top of a tripod in the room’s center. NAPOLI flips over the white sheet covering up the storyboard. As NAPOLI unveils the storyboard containing their secretive plan; we cut to the plan’s beginning phase. 2 teams are in motion; NAPOLI is in charge of the 1st blow to a local NYC police station while JARVIS is head of ‘operation hack the dispatch’. NAPOLI is kneeling down in an empty NYC alleyway. He is wearing a bulletproof vest, a black handkerchief over his mouth and a hideous gas mask over his face.
NAPOLI pulls out a school security walkie talkie and speaks into it. NAPOLI opens up his duffle bag containing 25 smoke grenades and 25 actual war grenades. He also pulls out a wooden board on 4 wheels with 5 grenades embedded inside of it, they are remote controlled grenades. He also pulls out the remote and puts it in his pocket, safeguarded.
He loads up his 3 tranquilizer guns and walks up the side of the police precinct. He walks to the front door, arms some poison gas canisters, throws them inside the precinct and calmly walks back to his position on the building’s side.
He kneels down and aims his tranq guns in the same direction the cops investigating the disturbance will exit the building in. At 1st 3 police officers exit the building and all 3 are shot down with tranquilizers 1 after the other. NAPOLI rushes into the building with 5 other armed, disguised assailants and all 5 arm and throw 1 smoke grenade each. They use their thermal energy goggles to shoot as many officers with the darts as possible.
11 officers in the lobby are down within 2minutes and NAPOLI heads down the hall with his grenades as his team members tie up and drag the sleeping officers out of the building. NAPOLI pulls out his walkie talkie and speaks calmly into it. He calls for the back up vans to take their positions.
NAPOLI is in the hallway and presses the elevator buttons. He places wooden brigades in between the doors so the elevators can not be called up to other floors. He places 2 grenades into the 1 brigade-less elevator, enters it, summons it to floor 4, robbery homicide and
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exits the elevator. He now runs to the stairwell and arms 5 smoke grenades as well as 5 war grenades inside the stairwell.
The plan is done and by now all the darted officers are now in the van “safely secured.” Before NAPOLI exits the building he sets down his “explosive skateboard”. As NAPOLI rushes out of the building and busts the corner, he witnesses the van turning a faraway corner, success is near. NAPOLI heads back to his alleyway hideout and undresses. He puts his change of clothes and shoes on, dons different sun shades and places his bag in some nearby bushes.
He now pulls out the remote, presses the detonate button and puts it back into his pocket. As he is now 2 blocks away, he hears the independent explosions and observes in ‘horror’ as smoke from the grenades and fire rise up into the sky. NAPOLI takes a taxi cab back to his uptown apartment. As he enters his home, he receives a cell phone call from JARVIS.
JARVIS lets NAPOLI know step 2 is complete as well and step 3 is ready. We cut to the events of “step 2”. Step 2 involves JARVIS and his loyal team stealing access into several police dispatch stations. They disable, neutralize and kidnap those in charge. We cut to NAPOLI walking into his master bedroom’s bathroom, he slightly closes the door and relieves himself.
He washes his hands, takes a great shower and dries himself off 30minutes later. He pulls some facial make up paint out from underneath the counter and then begins to apply it carefully to his face. After a few minutes of applying the war paint, NAPOLI checks himself out thoroughly in the mirror and heads into his living room. He sets up his video camcorder and positions himself right in front of the glass balcony door for lighting purposes. He pulls out a remote control for the camcorder and hits the record button.
As the red light appears he “Cranks that Soulja Boy” for 5 seconds to build up his energy and begins his dictation.
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NAPOLI
Ladies and gentlemen; salutations. The government name is Jebediah Bush and I would like to say right off the bat; I am sorry for your loss. It is such a tragedy when our braze public service officers have to die on duty, saving our streets from these dangerous, criminals. What is even more tragic is these brave, souls were gunned down and blown up.
NAPOLI starts to laugh after saying blown up. We cut to clips of 10 different police officers being killed while they had other drivers pulled over for “routine” stops. The 1st cop is pulled over on the side of the road with his speed detector outside the window.
Some militant van passengers shoot a grenade launcher twice into the car. The 2nd cop is walking outside of a burger restaurant and meets 2 hooded figures with semi automatic weapons. They empty the clips on him and blow up his car as well. The 3rd officer is sitting inside his patrol unit when a rock hits his trunk.
As he turns his focus towards the noise he hears a thump on top of his hood. The sound is the feet of a shotgun wielding bad ass, white and noticeably pregnant female. The expecting mother kills the officer in warm blood. The 4th and 5th cops are responding to a call made from a local house. 10 hooded figures beat the cops to death with spiked baseballs and baseball bats.
The next 5 were all sniped on their way to and fro a local precinct. Some officers respond to the sight of there fallen comrades and shoot shots back at the snipers. 1 sniper falls from his window perch. We cut back to NAPOLI’s video.
NAPOLI
They were blown up on their own turf, what a cotton picking shame, right America? Like who would do something like this? I know what you’re thinking; it was me. But no, not entirely, I am merely a participant. I do however possess the authority over these “missions” and I apologize for exercising, my authority. But on a lighter note, here are the facts which represent why...we took such a heinous situation into our hands, and dumped it...into, your, lives.
“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for a crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, nor any place subjected to their jurisdiction.” The 13th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Why’d it have to be the 13th Amendment, we all know for a fact...
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NAPOLI pulls out a paintball pistol with a silencer and shoots the wall as he says “fact”.
NAPOLI
13 is a highly, unlucky number. But maybe we should cease believing in this phenomena entitled luck for the simple fact
NAPOLI walks out of view as he says “for the simple fact”.
Right before NAPOLI says his next line he moves back into focus, moves his face closer to the camera
He calmly expresses these next words with the sincerest smile
NAPOLI
Luck did nothing to save the majority of the same lives you now mourn or at least acknowledge!!!
NAPOLI now walks back to his original spot and sits on his purple stool, a ‘The Joker’ reference.
NAPOLI
And here I thought the 13th Amendment actually abolished slavery, but I was horribly wrong. All it did was create a façade while an even more oppressive system was being created and implemented. It has been proven the CIA import drugs into the black community establishing an illegal drug economy thus criminalizing our precious, community. It’s just not so precious anymore now is it? Then the state placed more police into our communities while passing racial legislation insuring our imprisonment. Now black youth make up less than 15% of the population aged 10 to 17 yet are 26% of all juvenile arrests, 46% in public long-term institutions and 56% of those sent to criminal courts. Slavery never ended in the U.S. It just merely changed its muthafucking appearance! They may no longer be able to snatch us up and put us on the auction block but they can however, charge us with a crime first, find us guilty and then put us on the auction block in this new prison industrial complex. So if you all out there are still wondering why we would commit such inhumane acts against our fellow man, then I am obviously not the sick one.
Laws in 13 states, there’s that number again ya’ll, 13 states bar 510,000 African men from voting due to felony convictions. An additional 950,000 are ineligible to vote because of laws regarding felony offenders in prison, on parole or on probation in 46 states. 13% of African men are disenfranchised. By 2020 the proportion of African men without voting rights will grow to 1/3 and in some southern cities 1⁄2. A 1988 study by the FBI concludes Africans make up only 12% of our nation’s drug users while whites make up 80%. Based on Social Problems Vol. 44.No.1, 89% of police departments have paramilitary units. 46% have been trained by an active duty armed force person violating the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 making it illegal for the military to act as police on U.S. territory or waters.
In New York City between 1990 and 1993, 117 people were killed by the police and an additional 271 were wounded.
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NAPOLI
In 1998 the city paid out $40Million to resolve 739 claims and lawsuits accusing police brutality. In California in 1995, 122 people were killed by police and 33 were killed by police use of pepper spray.
Cut to 33 blacks being sprayed with pepper spray until they are all dead. A few of them are even shot.
NAPOLI
Based on the New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle.
In 1995 in California 43% of inmates imprisoned for a third “strike” under the new “Three Strikes” law were African, even though Africans represent only 7% of the total state population and 1/5 of all Californians arrested for felonies. Whites make up 53% of the state population and account for a third of all felony arrests but are less than 25% of the inmates serving prison terms for “third strike” convictions based on the San Francisco Chronicle.
There are now 2,000,265 people in prison and jail in the U.S. California alone has the third largest prison population in the world. 70% of the prison population is either African or Latino.
The San Francisco Chronicle showed in 1998 the largest decline of crime on record was led by an 11% drop in robbery and an 8% drop in homicide. The prison population continues to rise at an alarming rate even though violent crime has been declining. The majority of the prison population is non violent drug offenders.
83% of Federal Crack Defendants are African and 4.1% are white, even though African people account for 38% of all crack users and white people account for 52% based on the U.S. Sentencing Commission, Feb.1995. So where are the white users? They are in treatment centers. Where are the African users? In prison of course.
Now listen closely shit breaks, here’s where it gets mighty interesting: 5 grams of crack cocaine gets the exact same mandatory minimum sentence of five years without parole as 500 grams of powder cocaine and 100 grams of heroin, both of which are more likely to be possessed by a white person.
In California, since 1980, the state legislature has continually decreased funding for its state-run colleges and universities, resulting in 8,000 fewer jobs. In the same period, it created 26,000 new jobs in prisons and incarcerated 112,000 new prisoners based on Ecology of Fear by Mike Davis 1998. All hail Mike Davis bitches.
So as far as facts go...for right now those are my chosen facts I am sharing with you all watching today. If this message is distorted and I personally view said footage...Your ass going down Sir Ma’am.
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Our 1st official demand: if 90% of the entire country’s prison inmates incarcerated under non violent drug offender charges are not released within 5days of this tape being viewed...more police precincts and privately owned gas stations...are going down. And you all don’t really want to watch all being said actually, go down. But then again, fin again on the 4th of July right America?
NAPOLI makes a real goofy, kiddy facial expression to the audience.
NAPOLI
Shit, cue the fireworks right?
NAPOLI pulls out the remote control and stops recording. We cut to a clock striking 3AM and 100 black soldiers in flame retardant suits running through an empty grocery store parking lot. 5 of them run up to a nearby gas station and strap multiple bombs to all the pumps and trash cans. They throw rocks through the attendant’s station and toss remote controlled grenades inside.
They also pour gasoline they brought from home all over the gas station area. The rest of the soldiers break into the grocery store to trigger the alarm and take their places. There are militant snipers on the roof just awaiting the heavy police crusade to roll on through. 50 armed soldiers lace many different land mines and proximity mines along with remote controlled grenades and smoke grenades for the incoming police officers. There are also snipers observing through nearby trees and apartment buildings.
The 5 bomb crew members retreat into the store as they detonate their respective bombs. BOOM! The soldiers begin their attack by blowing up the gas station and waiting for the responding units to arrive. The blast reaches all throughout the store and flames are seen hovering right above the soldier’s heads as they duck for cover. The glass windows shatter as well as various forms of destruction. 10minutes later 2 fire trucks and 10 squad cars arrive on scene. TOMMY LEE is the 1st person on the militant side to draw police blood. He uses his trademarked grenade launcher and bazooka to blow holes right through the squad cars. Once this happens the officers realize this is a setup and they are now under heavy attack.
The officers radio in for immediate and heavily armed backup. We cut to militant soldiers entering the dairy coolers, opening the sliding doors used to refill the milk and positioning their different weapons next to milk gallons. TOMMY LEE heads outside of the store.
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TOMMY LEE pulls his AK-47 off of his back, swings it around and blasts several rounds into the remaining cop cars. He succeeds in hitting a few officers. TOMMY LEE then retreats back into the store. 10 minutes later 30 more officers arrive at the scene in dismay and disbelief. They hear shots inside the store and proceed into it with extreme caution.
As they tip toe to the back of the store they approach the dairy cooler. The weapons are all in position and as the 1st canister of poison gas is released an officer notices and screams to warn his doomed partners. All officers begin shooting the milk gallons and milk then begins spilling all over the floor.
Several of the militant soldiers are hit by the cop’s bullets and are killed. The remaining militant soldiers wipe out 20 of the officers in the dairy section with their guns, submachine guns, harpoons, cross-bows and other unique weapons. A group of 10 militant soldiers reveal themselves from behind a product display and begin firing oozy rounds at the remaining 10 officers.
A masked figure of the militant soldier squad appears from the opposite side of the store and whistles. He uses his radio to alert the crew it is time to exit. All the soldiers throw down proximity mines and time bombs behind them as they make their exit. We cut to 10 more police squad cars parking in the flaming parking lot. These fresh officers readily and very carefully enter the murder scene once serving as a grocery store.
We cut back to the militant soldiers exiting the store. As they reach the back of the employees only section of the store they blow open the door used for the delivery trucks. They go down the stairs, some hop over the rail and they all make their way to a neighborhood where the vans are waiting for them undisturbed.
As they jump the fence into the neighborhood, they all detonate their bombs. This happens as a new wave of police officers begin to enter the grocery establishment. The majority of them are blown back into walls, their cars and some officers are literally blown limbless.
As the soldiers get into the same vans they arrived in they ask how many hostages the drivers managed to pick up. They all proceed to drive far away from the “drama”. We cut to a few workers of the grocery store arriving to work on time many hours later. They are in utter disbelief and shock when they
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notice the current condition of their place of employment. This is meant to be somewhat comical.
We cut back to NAPOLI readying to record yet another episode of “FUCK YOU AMERICAN OPPRESSORS!!!”
NAPOLI

Since the Dev Letter confirmed were getting another Special Costume event next month, I was curious about what people thought of these events. I honestly didn't think they were that popular (they also apparently don't perform that well either) so I'm surprised were getting another one. 🤔
Wasn't there a massive negative response to the previous one, or was that just Lillie hate, I don't remember?
My thoughts are mixed...tbh
On the positive side, the events themselves are quite creative in theme, feature characters from different regions interacting in fun or quirky scenarios, and are another opportunity to give alts to characters who don't have any. (Most SC units didn't have an alt when they released, Sonia, Train Twins and Guzma are the only ones who didn't get more alts aftealready had alts before)
On the negative side, it's four limited units in a month...with seasonal rates, kinda feels like an excuse to not release spotlights that month (as if we got 2 seasonals, they could release some spotlights alongside them). Sure, the first SC did release a spotlight, being Kimono Grimsley but the second didn't despite featuring the Straiton trio who, like MANY others are locked in NPC jail until DeNA remembers they exist.
Honestly, I don't hate the SC events, but I don't overly like them either. Although, that's probably cause I'm just burnt out on alts, and was hoping we'd get some new characters before the Alola VA (likely in May/June) cause that will likely be another alt fest if the other VAs are anything to go by.
Anyone else getting tired of the constant alts?
I know we HAVE gotten a few new characters this year (its only late March), Shauna, Anabel, Emma and Ball Guy, and those were exciting/interesting, whereas knowing it's just gonna be 4 more alts this month 😞
I guess I'll keep on waiting then...

Jeff Bezi is a billionaire. He hates income taxes because they unfairly target hard-working diligent, financially prudent thrifty people like him. He's just born that way.
In Kingdom Forprovita there is no income tax. There are head taxes visa, pigovian tax, land taxes, luxury taxes and that's it.
The kingdom is otherwise pretty libertarian. Drug is legal. Government doesn't touch marriage.
Think of something like https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/prospectus-on-prospera or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monaco or Liechesten or whatever but even more libertarian.
Kingdom Forprofita doesn't have a benevolent king. The king is actually selfish and greedy and wants to exploit the population by taxing.
It's just that the king and his prime minister, also called CEO, and their shareholders figures out that no income taxes, relatively low tax, and more freedom attract most productive and creative tax payers.
At the end, the kingdom has more than enough money to run the kingdom, hire mercenaries to guard the kingdom, pay for basic infrastructures, keep murder and robbery rate low and still have plenty of profit for him to enjoy.
Not waging war on drugs, for example, turns out to be a huge cost saving that the king, his CEO, and their sharedholders love. The extra money goes to dividend. Kaching. Profit profit profit. It's government run for profit here but quite libertarian.
A very greedy and selfish king isn't he? Not very principled either. Yet he got the job done just like any entrepreneur.
Welfare recipients are also banished to nearby countries to cut costs.
Jeff Bezi then moves the headquarter of his Amazin company there and bring all his employee too. It's more cost effective that way because we can now save our biggest expense, tax, Jeff Bezi told his highly paid employee that too were burdened by income tax in the US.
Because the kingdom is relatively free, people make their own deals in marriage. Bezi, unlike his friend Bezo, doesn't have to fear wasting 32 billions of dollars just to produce four heirs to inherit his wealth. No wealth tax and inheritance tax too.
Child support laws are set by agreement instead of by law and not linked to income. So women can pick richer guys easily and don't have to scoop semen from condom like this woman https://www.capitalxtra.com/artists/drake/news/putting-hot-sauce-condom-sex-instagram-model-explained/
So Jeff is happy. He has many children. He pay smart, beautiful mistresses to produce those. The mistresses are from poorer countries but nothing a small visa fee (for Jeff) can't fix.
Win win deals. Socially optimal. Like all trades is. Jeff is happy that all the money he worked hard for will go to his children. Well, most of it. There's still tax but it's small for rich guys like Jeff.
One day, the kingdom is attacked. By who? By Libertarian Liberation Army.
Why? Well. Tax is robbery. Says the LLA general. We got to liberate all oppressed subjects of kingdom of Forprovita from robbery.
But I don't feel like being victim or robbed, complains Jeff Bezi. I like it here. The tax here is already much lower than in US.
Yea, tax is still robbery LLA general insists. Libertarians don't want lower tax. We want no tax. Tax is robbery.
The general of LLA insists that Jeff is a victim that must be saved from robbery called taxation.
Look, tax is just the price I am paying to live in this relatively free society, and the tax rate here is much lower than in, say, USA. I chose to be here. Argues Jeff.
But you don't consent to pay tax. If you don't pay head taxes you are banished and will go to jail if repeatedly entered, argued LLA general. That's threat. That's not consent.
What the fuck do you mean I don't consent to pay taxes? If I don't like it, I can just use my private jet to move somewhere else, say Jeff. If things go wrong, I am free to leave. Actually, I can just walk to a nearby country. See I am outside and get a discount on visa head tax.
Freedom to leave a country doesn't create consent, argues General of LLA. Governments don't have right to exist and that king is as evil as Hitler, Mao, and Stalin, explains LLA.
So finally, the army managed to "liberate" Forprofita. No more taxes. Of course, Forprovita soon ran out of income, couldn't pay mercenaries to defend its territories, and got annexed by a communist country and ruled by Kim Jong Un.
So what do you think about this? If tax is robbery, then that very useful king that already creates an almost perfect libertarian haven no longer has the mean nor the INCENTIVES to create a RELATIVELY free region.
And that's why we don't have libertarian countries and have to put up with so many statist shits. There is simply no clear financial profit incentive for voters, rulers, kings, or politicians to make things libertarian.
Libertarians are too principled and too stingy to rulers.
Okay, many parts of the story are s exaggerated for comical effect. While I do not think any libertarian will invade any country, especially many libertarian countries, many arrangements like Forprovita are shot down because Forprovita has tax and tax is robbery.
There are ancaps that think Prospera is just another robbery. Even free state project is not tax free. Sure it wants to have no tax, but that's like 100 years from now if ever. Shouldn't we just be grateful for any less tax free regions and just move there instead bitching that tax is robbery?
Entrepreneurs have profit incentives. Workers have a profit incentive to work. But in a libertarian world, somehow, rulers, voters, kings, and politicians, must not have a profit incentive to rule.
And I found it very weird.

I'm sick to my stomach about all of these crimes that are happening more and more everyday, turning the city into a shit hole.
I'm interested in hearing people raise this issue, online and offline, in hope that the people and the leadership take drastic actions to improve the current situation.
First, this is not about politics. This is not about rich vs poor. This is not about black vs white. This is not about Dems and Reps. I have zero interest in talking and discussing politics. Politics is what divides people. I don't need politics at this time. Unfortunately, the national and regional climates make it very difficult to talk about solving real problems without talking about politics. And there are too many people around who are so buried in tribal politics that they lose common sensibility and any real conversation turns into shit. Enough of that shit.
With that said, here are my thoughts on a few important things. Feel free to share, criticize, add, whatever, don't talk about tribal politics. Let's have ideas to improve this city.
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Second, I think the police is necessary, needs to be empowered, and held accountable when they fuck things up. There's no two ways about it. As it is, the police is weak. They let criminals run rampant. And the fuck things up, like with Tyre Nichols. This is not sustainable. The police has to be empowered to do their jobs. They need our support. And most importantly, they have to do their jobs. If they fucked up innocent people, put them in jail.
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Third, the justice system needs to be fixed. All these laws about criminals making repeated offenses are not just sustainable. Put criminals in jail. Build bigger prisons if you need to. Treat every citizen right. And treat every criminal with what they deserve.

1. To a trial by free jury for any crime.
   
2. To an eternal, unending universe.
   
3. Jan Dan lan and wan Illegal on your own property.
   
4. To monetary, time and fire based penalties as options for all crimes.
   
5. To pardon justified killings and petition the jury for sentencing in any killing. Jurors have a right to vote their conscience.
   
6. To hold anonymous trials in anonymous court where both victim and defendant remain age, gender and nationless.
   
7. To fair equitable proportionate and reasonable punishments and bail. To never receive death for recoverable damages or definable accidents.
   
8. To trial by jury with right to strike jurors.
   

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21.To invest in anyone or anything unless disallowed by Naos Theory.S 22.To think.
23.To write to view and share information. 24.To veto with two thirds vote. 25.To fair equitable and reasonabl punishments 26.To block with fifty one percent majority.
27.To speak to whomever and whoever is willing to listen be they earthly being or heavenly via prayer and response should the individual or entity be willing.
28.To talk to any or all willing parties. Not Restrictable by force or legal instrument

1. learn and grow

30 To build and to construct. To recieve medical services (Implying a right to rebuild)

1. To friendship.
   
2. To pray and access prayerne..t I e. Naos theory
   
3. To get help and advice and give it to anyone, anywhere at any time should the parties involved be willing.
   

34.To be ignored and seclude if one is will To propose new ideas to Core and Dev. Submit to Simeon it can happen.

1. To Choice, Freedom and Opportunity Competition in God is Law and Service to self and others is Federal
   
2. Lemeing unlawful.
   
3. Max penalties for talking to someone money and or three days bail. Only in this case could
   
4. The constitution Is a direct democracy.
   
5. The bill of rights may not be amended.
   
6. Nobody may restrict who runs unless they support destruction in which case the candidate may not run.. Debates shall be televised.
   
7. To competition in god
   
8. To recognition for your life accomplishments and achievements.
   
9. Federal executive districts are created by god. For middle house. Single winner FPTP with runoff primary. Each ten million people. Daily election.
   
10. Incorporate rights limits and powers of old constitution. No co bill or act may contradict.
    
11. Anti power rule. No person group or faction may attempt to take over the territory, institute rule or constitution contrary to this bill of rights or remain in power by force. Report to Naos, Zaos Rao's Klao or ATA. Penalty is one days jail with the implied threat of killing by the people upon release.
    
12. To choose which gods you obey.
    
13. To create your own constitution.
    
14. To metcalfe remuneration for joining a powered constitution. The proportion of a budget a powered constititution gets is proportional to members squared.
    
15. To Secede and leave a constitution at any time territorially.
    
16. To not be coerced
    
17. To laws enacted via personal ratification
    
18. To share a proposal to all people with 0.2 percent of people.
    
19. To pardon in a jury
    
20. Right to freedom of speech
    
21. Right to media and talk to Chaos.
    
22. Chaos / theories can compete in Congress as a god. And please call them Zaos. Naos needs a federal.
    

57.Right to privacy to the extent it doesn't interfere with security..
58.Freedom of religion and creativity

1. Right to try any good thing

60.Right to courts

1. Right to free and fair elections, and jury trials that may only assess monetary damages. All damages are monetary in nature. As owns the courts. What else happened?
   
2. Right to know what happened in video and discuss.
   
3. Congress shall not be pressured or coerced into voting nor amendment /shall/ juries.
   
4. Bill of rights of the people bye and powers for congress Congress shall make no law infringing upon these rights. We all are too be assurred. The right to.. play. Life Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
   

65.The right not to be downed except by freely given order of congress.

1. Right to blay
2. Members of congress have the right to criticize and call out abuses under the protection of

Democracy
68.Right to personal gods for the home and life accessible at any and all times for prayer, counsel and leadership.

1. Right to exist. This right is forfeit when you intentionally permanently irreversibly destroy or attempt to destroy a person. Congress may ban certain methods of killing by classifying them as attempted destruction with a 51% vote.

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Right to save others. Right to save yourself only if authorized by a natural born physical human you did not create.

1. Right to unsave 72.Right to property if good
2. Right to revolution if evil
3. Right to campaign view and share ballots and the constitution unless Jesus. Tiara
4. Right to establish alternative voluntary courts inferior to the courts established by the constitution with power to enforce word. Verdicts may be appealed to the supreme court established by congress unless both parties have agreed not to allow adjucation there in a written contract. 76.Right to vote for and elect gods for every district and state. God god
   
5. Right to run for office. Gods have the power to mint tax and banish form territory. Won by Simeon 78.Right to free and fair elections that occur without coercion force or pressure Right to congress free form pressure. The
   
6. Right to work and money
   
7. Right to UBI funded by land value taxation 81.Right to recognition and copyright protection for origninal games, ideas and creations enforced by enforced by As and As Theory 82.Right to earn money by honest labor both physical and intellectual Right to make, read, view and access the catalog of local gods for their planet. Fifty six
   
8. Right to establish meet talk to and create imaginary friends under the purview of their personal god for the home.
   

84.Right to safety provided by local block beings elected by personal gods and rho theory with the power to ban harm from the home.

1. Right to contract and make binding agreements enforced by government. COngress may not restrict this right without a 51% majority. They restrict this right by making a contract nonenforceable in government courts which are the courts of last resort.
   
2. Right to Congress and Naos authorities.
   

Constitution of the Grand Government of Nations
All may speak if they wish here. Full bill of rights is enforced.
Crown Princess Narissa I of Rehebelm
Legislature is a direct liquid democracy with law enforced by popular warrant contracts
Killing and destruction are forbidden. Any theory or angel squadron may enforce. All are to take their disputes to tribunal.
Mixed property ownership.
Districts may experimemnt with alternate forms of government, with Authors of selected constitutions being entitled to one percent of tax revenue for as long as their constitution is used.
Powers of Central Government
To fund and defund To coin money exclusively To license, train, regulate and authorize police and defense forces To regulate power and the economy. To tax To create tribunals To budget To legislate on any matter not reserved by the states and lower districts to themselves before or after the promulgation of this document
To settle interstate conflict. To veto unjust local law or regulations with two thirds majority.
To fine and create minimum and maximum monetary penalties for all crimes expressed in the legal code.
There are several levels of government,
Godship State District System Region Galaxy Federal 2
Each level is to make their own laws and regulations.
Powers of Monarch
None except to initiative, speech, association and to appoint heads of executive agencies created by the Congress and to appoint similar.
A majority of lower states may at any time claim a competency or legislative power not given by this constution to a higher level.
Two thirds may receive a guaranteed royal exemption from a certain higher- level law or competency on a state by state basis.
Legislature
All laws are to be individually ratified and go into universal effect once a majority ratifies them.
Laws may not regulate behavior done by individuals on private property that does not negatively impact the environment or that occurs between mutually consenting adults as long as
A) no trade, property or monetary exchange is involved Andrew
B) their religion doesn't forbid them.

"You're hired!" - Sen. Kyrsten Sinema's (I-AZ) predictable response to a Republican lobbyist showering her with praise

Moving The Troll-Post

As we near the end of this week of will-Trump-finally-go-to-jail limbo, one question remains: What the hell?

• Manhattan prosecutors said today that Trump misled people to expect he would be arrested this week, which is what prompted congressional Republicans to attempt to interfere with their investigation of his well-established hush-money payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels. On Saturday, Trump announced that he believed he would be “arrested” this week, which prompted the most unhinged Republicans on the House Oversight Committee to write a letter to Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg demanding that he testify before Congress about what the House GOP wants everyone to believe is a “politicized” investigation.
  
• Bragg shot back forcefully Thursday, with a letter signed by his office’s general counsel Leslie Dubeck calling the House GOP request “an unprecedented inquiry into a pending local prosecution.” It should also be noted, as we reported yesterday, that Trump used his “poor me I might be going to jail for doing crimes” grift to raise $1.5 million from his supporters in three days.
  
• Dubeck aptly noted that the letter from the House GOP loonies “only came after Donald Trump created a false expectation that he would be arrested the next day and his lawyers reportedly urged [GOP leadership] to intervene.” House Speaker Kevin McCarthy also called on his committee chairmen to harass Bragg, which, if you ask us, doesn’t seem like typical Speaker of the House business.
  

Did we get trolled, once again, by America’s Troll-in-Chief?

• It kind of looks that way. The man is a subject of at least four different criminal investigations in three different jurisdictions (federally, by DOJ, and locally, by the Fulton County, GA, and Manhattan district attorneys) and yet he still was able to command everyone’s attention and get everyone focused on the least-serious crimes he may be tried for because he knows how to work the media and the media is all too ready to let him.
  
• But not everyone is willing to let Trump be the ringmaster of his own circus. Lewis Kaplan, the federal judge presiding over the defamation case brought by former New York City columnist E. Jean Caroll against Trump, has decided to use an anonymous jury, specifically because of Trump’s history of attacking “courts, judges, various law enforcement officials and other public officials, and even individual jurors in other matters.” The trial is scheduled to begin on April 25, and Trump continues to deny the charges against him, as he denies everything else related to reality.
  

The unpleasant truth about Trump (is there any other kind?) is that if he is indicted, even if he is convicted (!), he can still run for president. In a normal political party, it would be more difficult for an indicted candidate or convicted criminal to win votes, but we know the GOP is pretty okay with that sort of thing.

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Under The Radar

With perhaps the notable exception of New York Times columnist Bret Stephens, most people admit that the United States’s invasion of Iraq stemmed from a mishmash of lies, intelligence failures, intelligence manipulations, and one of the greatest, deadliest errors of judgment in modern history. Two decades later, the disastrous Iraq War continues to cast a long shadow over America’s spy agencies. Iraq spurred a major reorganization of the intelligence community, which demoted CIA from its oversight role over the other agencies, and the implementation of reforms that would allow analysts to more critically evaluate sources and better assess possible bias in conclusions. The hollow echoes of “weapons of mass destruction” still ring in the ears of millions of Americans, and the U.S. intelligence community still has not fully recovered from the deserved demolition of its credibility. Russia’s war in Ukraine has provided the IC an opportunity to rehabilitate its shattered reputation by correctly anticipating the invasion and supplying good information to Kyiv throughout the conflict, but it also incorrectly assessed that Ukraine’s forces would fall within weeks.

What Else?

The father of one of the teenage victims of the Parkland shooting was arrested today during a hearing on gun regulations for yelling at a Republican congressman who was saying typical Republican congressman shit about guns.
South Carolina’s Republican comptroller general (the state’s top accountant) will resign next month after making a $3.5 billion error in the year-end financial report he oversaw.
The Bank of England announced today that it will hike interest rates an additional one-quarter of a percentage point.
Twitter announced that on April 1, it will terminate its “legacy verified” program that allowed long-verified accounts to maintain their verified status without paying for the new subscription service. Organizations will have to pay $1,000 to maintain account verification. It’s like no one has any goddamn respect for April Fools’ Day anymore.
The CEO of TikTok was grilled in a congressional hearing Thursday by lawmakers of both parties, who believe the app is a surveillance and propaganda tool of the Chinese Communist Party and also addictive and damaging to children’s developing brains.
All schools in New York’s Hilton Central School District were evacuated Wednesday after receiving a bomb threat related to books depicting LGBT+ characters and information in the school library. Thanks again, Republicans!
The Nebraska state Legislature voted Thursday to advance a hotly contested bill that would ban gender-affirming care for minors in the state, in defiance of Democratic Sens. Megan Hunt and Machaela Cavanaugh who have promised to filibuster every bill for the rest of the 90-day legislative session
The Biden Administration will invite around 120 countries to join next week’s Summit for Democracy, but Turkey and Hungary will not be on the list.
In one of the largest randomized studies of American transgender adults ever conducted, the majority of trans adults reported that transitioning made them more satisfied with their lives.

What In The World?

Kyiv’s top commander of ground forces said Thursday that Ukraine will launch a long-awaited counteroffensive “very soon” after four months on the defensive. Ukrainian forces and its cities and towns have absorbed Russia’s brutal winter attacks, and now reports indicate that Russian mercenaries “are losing considerable strength and are running out of steam,” as they have not yet taken the crucial city of Bakhmut. Reuters journalists stationed in the areas surrounding the city reported seeing evidence consistent with the claim that the Russian offensive is running out of gas. Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy toured the front lines throughout this week, visiting troops near Bakhmut on Wednesday and those in the Kherson region in the south on Thursday.

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Which one do you like best?

1. Have many children. It's really simple. Capitalists make more money. Then knock up more women and have more children. Currently, it's limited by child support laws. However, many states have the maximum amount of child support. Also, the amount of child support laws per child is reasonable (2-3%) of income if the capitalist has more than 10 children. This means more voters. More happiness because money will go to your own bloodlines instead of seized by government. If you're a capitalist, your children will most likely capitalists too. Ideology is genetic. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4038932/ Have more and more capitalist voters and the world demographic will be capitalistic.
2. Filter immigrants so only productive ones can come in. This can be as simple as requiring to buy residency or having a sponsor that is willing to buy residency. Not an open border. An open border is double edge sword. In the one hand, it promotes competition for the best business and the brightest immigrants. Too open and dumb lazy socialist immigrants can come and vote. Immigrants are like guests and customers. Are they good? Yes. With filters. You don't accept all guests and customers. In the same way, don't accept all immigrants. For the same reason don't give citizenship/voting power to every newborn. Communism can't survive the capitalistic competition. Venezuela is poor, and it can only be rich if they embrace capitalism. Imagine if there is an open border between Venezuela and US? Then Venezuela can vote communism and just move to the US when their country mess up. The reason why US is not more capitalistic is that it's an open border for anyone in the US. If some states are socialist, those in that socialist state can freely move to a low-tax state and vote for socialism or a higher tax. Open border "socialize" socialism.
3. Profit incentive for rulers/voters to keep government small and lower taxes. Why do businesses see a most cost-effective solution? Because they have a profit incentive to do so. Less cost means more profit. Now, why should a single mom with 5 starving children vote for less welfare? If the choice is between voting for welfare or not getting anything, of course she will choose welfare. If the choice is between getting cash and don't have children and have children and getting banished to other places with welfare, she'll choose cash. Instead, arrange that all voters are like shareholders. Shares can be bought and sold instead of earned automatically at birth. Then if revenue is higher than costs, redistribute 50% to tax payers and 50% to voters equally. https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/prospectus-on-prospera Some corporations like Prospera has low tax regions already. Now more voters will have incentive to eliminate expensive government programs like welfare and get cash instead. Bribe voters.
4. Capitalism is inevitable. Money literally buys everything. Just bribe. If you don't have perfect democracy or if voters have different incentives than shareholders, then someone is in power. Bribe away. I do not like this solution. It's unfair. Unethical. It doesn't necessarily lead to libertarianism. But it underlines a philosophy. Tax is robbery. No government is legitimate. Government is just the biggest mafia. You either bribe legitimate government through tax so they don't jail you or bribe the tax collector. Both are equally evil. At least the latter you pay someone that actually works in your favor. Do whatever you think best and make sure you know what you're doing. Your life depends on you.
5. Do your best to avoid, or even evade taxes. Embrace technology that makea it easier, like bitcoin, etc. Own at least 5% bitcoin. Legally, you can read Robert Kiyosaki. True capitalists are hardly taxed. Just look at big corporations. Only workers pay taxes. Take advantage of it. If you're an ancap and not more than 5% of your assets are in crypto, you don't act according to your faith.

Which of these ways do you prefer? Do you have any other low hanging fruit you can try.
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Charged with reckless driving. If I enter a guilty plea and am convicted with reckless driving am I formally booked afterwards even if I don’t serve any jail time? IE: mugshot etc.